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Expat Yoga Junta Declares Coup on Bali Government

Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2019 2:12 pm
by Kung-fu Hillbilly
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The Yoga Daily dictatorship on Bali comes at you gradually, then suddenly.

November 9, 2019
Breaking In Asia


DENPASAR, BALI – A militant expat yoga junta calling itself OmPure and driven by a power-food-based neo-Lululemonist ideology has declared a coup on the Bali government, announcing from its beach headquarters in Canggu that it has established control in the southwestern coastal area of the island through a coalition of 27 yoga studios, 18 CrossFit gyms, 12 muay thai centres and 347 organic coffee shops.

“Although we have tried to reason with the local government about elevating its traditionalist Hindu approach to governing to something more enlightening that incorporates our values of cold-food veganism, hothouse yoga and the full embrace of biotic spandex, its response so far been to shrug off our demands, acting as though they’ve been on the island for several millennia and so our opinions somehow don’t matter,” Shri-Vinyasa-Smith said.

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Re: Expat Yoga Junta Declares Coup on Bali Government

Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2019 2:19 pm
by Mishmash
Kung-fu Hillbilly wrote: Sat Nov 09, 2019 2:12 pm Image
The Yoga Daily dictatorship on Bali comes at you gradually, then suddenly.

November 9, 2019
Breaking In Asia


DENPASAR, BALI – A militant expat yoga junta calling itself OmPure and driven by a power-food-based neo-Lululemonist ideology has declared a coup on the Bali government, announcing from its beach headquarters in Canggu that it has established control in the southwestern coastal area of the island through a coalition of 27 yoga studios, 18 CrossFit gyms, 12 muay thai centres and 347 organic coffee shops.

“Although we have tried to reason with the local government about elevating its traditionalist Hindu approach to governing to something more enlightening that incorporates our values of cold-food veganism, hothouse yoga and the full embrace of biotic spandex, its response so far been to shrug off our demands, acting as though they’ve been on the island for several millennia and so our opinions somehow don’t matter,” Shri-Vinyasa-Smith said.

full https://breakinginasia.com/expat-yoga-j ... overnment/
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