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'Drunk' Kim Jong-un 'orders generals to write confession letters' all night - forgets by morning

Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 12:57 pm
by kiwiincambodia
'Drunk' Kim Jong-un 'orders generals to write confession letters' all night - forgets by morning
North Korean leader appeared confused the following morning and blamed the generals for the fiasco.

North Korean leader Kim Jong-un allegedly accused senior generals of treason and made them write confessions all night, after getting drunk at his holiday villa.

The alleged incident took place at Kim's summer residence in September (2016) in the country – officially known as Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK) – and was leaked to Tokyo newspaper, Shimbun, by an insider.
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Kim reportedly consumed excessive alcohol and summoned his military leaders in a drunken stupor, stating "...that none of you were able to produce not even one military satellite is a misconduct that is commensurate to treason".

The dictator then made them stay up all night writing out letters of confession, but appeared confused as to why they were there the following morning. According to an unconfirmed report, Kim told them: "Be careful about your health because you are all old." When some of the generals started to cry, he allowed them to leave.

"They were relieved because they thought they were going to be purged," a source was quoted as saying. "Everyone is showing loyalty out of fear of being executed and no one dares speak against Kim."

Accusations of gruesome executions of those who fall out of favour with the leader have been widely reported in the past. In 2014, he allegedly had his uncle, Jang Song-thaek, ravaged by a pack of dogs, although the claim was later disputed by diplomats in North Korea.

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Re: 'Drunk' Kim Jong-un 'orders generals to write confession letters' all night - forgets by morning

Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 12:59 pm
by hanno
A complete nutcase. Would be funny if he wasn't a nutcase with nuclear bombs.....

Re: 'Drunk' Kim Jong-un 'orders generals to write confession letters' all night - forgets by morning

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 7:31 pm
by Luigi
Fear not. I'm sure there are a few among us that behave the same whilst imbibing to excess in our lavish villas. I like to have my Generals lick my
Sometimes Generals just need a good scare.

Re: 'Drunk' Kim Jong-un 'orders generals to write confession letters' all night - forgets by morning

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 7:51 pm
by Duncan
Luigi wrote:Fear not. I'm sure there are a few among us that behave the same whilst imbibing to excess in our lavish villas. I like to have my Generals lick my
Sometimes Generals just need a good scare.
Cambodia has over 2,000 Generals. Do we have enough paper for all of them to write their confessions.

Re: 'Drunk' Kim Jong-un 'orders generals to write confession letters' all night - forgets by morning

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 7:58 pm
by cptrelentless
Surely he can just refer back to the notes his flunkies are always making. There's always someone with a notepad and pencil. I'm pretty sure they had tape recorders even in North Korea.

Re: 'Drunk' Kim Jong-un 'orders generals to write confession letters' all night - forgets by morning

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 8:26 pm
by hanno
Duncan wrote:
Luigi wrote:Fear not. I'm sure there are a few among us that behave the same whilst imbibing to excess in our lavish villas. I like to have my Generals lick my
Sometimes Generals just need a good scare.
Cambodia has over 2,000 Generals. Do we have enough paper for all of them to write their confessions.
3,500 3-stars at last count I believe. Germany has three...

Re: 'Drunk' Kim Jong-un 'orders generals to write confession letters' all night - forgets by morning

Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2016 6:03 pm
by Luigi
hanno wrote:A complete nutcase. Would be funny if he wasn't a nutcase with nuclear bombs.....
I sorta feel similar feelings about prez elect of usa. :hattip:

Re: 'Drunk' Kim Jong-un 'orders generals to write confession letters' all night - forgets by morning

Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2016 10:00 pm
by hanno
Luigi wrote:
hanno wrote:A complete nutcase. Would be funny if he wasn't a nutcase with nuclear bombs.....
I sorta feel similar feelings about prez elect of usa. :hattip:
You are not wrong there.

Re: 'Drunk' Kim Jong-un 'orders generals to write confession letters' all night - forgets by morning

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2016 2:42 am
by Raybull
hanno wrote:
Duncan wrote:
Luigi wrote:Fear not. I'm sure there are a few among us that behave the same whilst imbibing to excess in our lavish villas. I like to have my Generals lick my
Sometimes Generals just need a good scare.
Cambodia has over 2,000 Generals. Do we have enough paper for all of them to write their confessions.
3,500 3-stars at last count I believe. Germany has three...
Some neighboring country should invade Cambodia just for shits and giggles. 3500+ clueless Generals all driving to the exits while HE tries to summon some help from the Chinese. The laughs we would get..,

Re: 'Drunk' Kim Jong-un 'orders generals to write confession letters' all night - forgets by morning

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2016 8:03 am
by hanno
A few years ago, the government halted exercises with the Americans as the Khmer officers were too obviously incompetent...