WANT TO BUY: GOLDILOCK'S STYLE CHAIRS.

[The_Notorious_N.E.D.]

... Meaning they've gotta be JUUUUUST right. Not big padded easy chairs. Not uncomfortable plastic or rattan chairs. I'd like chairs that have a bit of padding without being recliners ... and some arms on them maybe so the sitter can lean a bit here and there ... and not too fuckin' expensive or ugly though I'll take ugly over expensive any day of the week.

How many? Depends on the price and how much I like them, but 4 or 8 or 12 wouldn't be out of the question, particularly if they all match. I play Musical Chairs competitively and it's important that the chairs all of be of a uniform make and model so that none of them confer a competitive advantage or disadvantage to the sitters, unless of course you're playing using the STOOLS ARE WILD rules variant, because that's half the fun for those matches. But for league games we definitely need them all to be as similar to each other as possible, for sure.

In case you don't know what a chair looks like, here are some pics:

CHAIR!

CHAIR?

CHAIRMAN!

CHAIR, MAN.

I don't expect that somebody will be able to conjure up a dozen discount chairs for me before I get impatient and buy whatever I can afford in whatever quantity is available no matter how heinous in form or function they end up being, but I figured I'd ask just to waste your time. Thanks!

[Milord]

What a vicious game.