Username Taken wrote:Ok, I'll bite.

Several years ago, my wife was angry at me for reasons unknown. This went on for about 3 days. And, of course, I should have known the reason as obviously it was all my fault.
Anyway, on about day 3 she finally opened up and told me that I had a girlfriend.
Huh! How could I possibly have time for a girlfriend I said. I go to work, I come home for lunch, go back to work then come back home in the evening. Don't even go to a bar after work. So, the big question was "What makes you think I have a girlfriend?"
The answer was quite simple, 'The fortune teller at Wat Phnom told her that I have a girlfriend'!
After pointing out that I couldn't possibly have time for a girlfriend, I told her to go back to the fortune teller for an explanation.
The next day I came home from work and all was hunky-dory again. As if the previous 3 days didn't happen. She explained that she went back to the fortune teller and was told, "Oh, no he doesn't have a girlfriend. But somebody loves him."
[Fortune teller saves face yet again].