Thai epidemic of "window-falling" continues...
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Thai epidemic of "window-falling" continues...
Why is this such a typically Thai phenomenon ? Do they have worse windows and balconies than elsewhere in the world ?
Just slipped and fell out the window Pattaya specialty.
http://pattayaone.net/pattaya-news/crim ... or-window/A man of Finland nationality fell from the third floor window of his hotel room near Walking Street, Pattaya.
At 3:30am, 28th April, 30 year old tourist from Finland, Mr. Jerry Soderholm fell out of his third floor window of his hotel room, room #103. His hotel was located at Soi Diamond near Walking Street, South Pattaya.
Rescue workers found him with injuries to his head, bleeding profusely, and had many bruises on his entire body. They performed first aid before transporting him to Pattaya Memorial Hospital.
The caretaker of the hotel says that Mr. Soderholm was sitting at the window smoking, when he must have slipped and fell out of the window onto the ground.
Just slipped and fell out the window Pattaya specialty.
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RIP
But seriously! It is not that hard to secure a window properly, it seems I can hold a good load of diarrhea between my butt cheeks before a window or pane of glass would fall out between them! Sorry - they forgot to adhere to the building code! Oh yes, can someone find that for me?
I feel sorry to the family etc. it is SEA - don't lean against windows - of any height.... apologies may he RIP
Sincere Condolences
But seriously! It is not that hard to secure a window properly, it seems I can hold a good load of diarrhea between my butt cheeks before a window or pane of glass would fall out between them! Sorry - they forgot to adhere to the building code! Oh yes, can someone find that for me?
I feel sorry to the family etc. it is SEA - don't lean against windows - of any height.... apologies may he RIP
Sincere Condolences
Re: Thai epidemic of "window-falling" continues...
Oh cummon gavinbrisbane...you've apparently spent enough time in Thailand to realise theses farang are not actually "falling" out of their windows
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Re: Thai epidemic of "window-falling" continues...
How to "fall out of a window" in Thailand, a brief guide:
1. Move to Thailand
2. Rent room in a condo
3. Spend all your money on drugs, booze and hookers (any combination thereof)
4. Borrow money from a nice Russian gentleman to pay for more drugs, booze, and hookers
5. Accidentally forget to pay nice Russian gentleman back
6. "Fall out of a window"
1. Move to Thailand
2. Rent room in a condo
3. Spend all your money on drugs, booze and hookers (any combination thereof)
4. Borrow money from a nice Russian gentleman to pay for more drugs, booze, and hookers
5. Accidentally forget to pay nice Russian gentleman back
6. "Fall out of a window"
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Trouble with these foreigners is that have never seen windows before. They soo ignoent
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So your theory is they are all Russian?TheGrinchSR wrote:How to "fall out of a window" in Thailand, a brief guide:
1. Move to Thailand
2. Rent room in a condo
3. Spend all your money on drugs, booze and hookers (and combination thereof)
4. Borrow money from a nice Russian gentleman to pay for more drugs, booze, and hookers
5. Accidentally forget to pay nice Russian gentleman back
6. "Fall out of a window"
"Can you spare some cutter for an old man?"
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Thais don't do defenestration when you fuck them over. They're an artistic people and prefer to do the work themselves with knives, swords and machetes, etc. Russians are more pragmatic, they need visas, so it has to look like an "accident".juansweetpotato wrote:So your theory is they are all Russian?TheGrinchSR wrote:How to "fall out of a window" in Thailand, a brief guide:
1. Move to Thailand
2. Rent room in a condo
3. Spend all your money on drugs, booze and hookers (and combination thereof)
4. Borrow money from a nice Russian gentleman to pay for more drugs, booze, and hookers
5. Accidentally forget to pay nice Russian gentleman back
6. "Fall out of a window"
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Re: Thai epidemic of "window-falling" continues...
Why do you say Russians?juansweetpotato wrote:So your theory is they are all Russian?TheGrinchSR wrote:How to "fall out of a window" in Thailand, a brief guide:
1. Move to Thailand
2. Rent room in a condo
3. Spend all your money on drugs, booze and hookers (and combination thereof)
4. Borrow money from a nice Russian gentleman to pay for more drugs, booze, and hookers
5. Accidentally forget to pay nice Russian gentleman back
6. "Fall out of a window"
This has been going on in Thailand well before the Russian invasion.
I agree with your list but would swap Russians for Thais.
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It's Russians. It has always been Russians hurling people out of windows here. For over 30 years of creative defenestration.
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Oh and try finding a Thai who will lend so much as one baht to a broke ass foreigner... it would be like seeking out unicorn poo. Thais don't take crazy risks with their cash.
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