Your Most Shocking/ Funniest/ Weirdest GF/BF Stories From SE Asia

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Post by Barang_doa_slae » Fri May 20, 2016 5:00 pm

Just remembered another one.

A european in his 40s inherits a house and some money from his late mother. He puts the house on the market and travels to thailand and cambodia, already considering an early retirement with the 2 or 3 hundred grants that should become available once the house is sold.
After his first visit our man comes back and stays 6 month in a big provincial city, renting an appartment and hiring a local cleaning lady. The lady is in her 30s, married with a child. After a few weeks the daily morning cleaning visits become frantic banging sessions and an extramarital love story. However the lady insists that it must remain a secret, a divorce being out of question.

The westerner then starts to look around for investment ideas for the cash that should shorty be coming his way. He reckons the best oportunity would be to buy a piece of land near some factories on the rapidely urbanizing outskirts, to build a small 2 or 3 storeys cheap housing building for workers and keep the last floor for himself to live on the premises.
The mistress and her husband do find the idea appealing and help him find the adequate land to do this. Soon enough the barang spends the last of his immdediatly available cash buying the perfect spot (maybe about 20 or 30k).
In order to keep things as simple as possible, the land is bought under the woman's name, without any contract or lease in favor of the foreigner.
Second step of the plan is to start building when the european property will be sold and for the khmer hubby to become the contractor since he is a house builder by trade.

However the house in Europe doesn't sell as easily as previously thought, costly reparations and market price reduction being needed. As bad news never come alone, inheritance tax money owed is more than anticipated and therefore the khmer project must be delayed.

Still for the three parties involved, hopes are high that this is only a temporary set back so that the 100k investment project can soon resume.

I met all the protagonists and still find difficult to make up my mind as to whom is the story's cuckold... :popcorn:
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Re: Your Most Shocking/ Funniest/ Weirdest GF/BF Stories From SE Asia

Post by prahkeitouj » Sat May 21, 2016 2:42 am

khmerre wrote:Iphone or Samsung have a real power on Khmer girls !

Which one do they get more upset about loosing ,,,, IPhone, moto or their virginity. ,,, You would think the one they can never replace ?
prahkeitouj wrote: Men must think every women love money. yes money is powerful for many people but I still disagree with the idea that every women love money. once she lost her virginity with you she will follow you and it isn't surprised if she wants to married you because it's something that can't be replaced, she can't turn back and can't move on to a new man and willing to build happiness with you. A woman loves you for sure if she needs your time, not your money. It said test a man with girls! Test a woman with money!
I dont think every woman love money, but maybe like money as many guys

It said test a man with girls! Test a woman with money! well said ! but in my case, she didnt ask for money and maybe in Cambodia works better "test a man with girls! Test a woman with IPhone :facepalm: !

PS I hope that if you loose your virginity with a man, that later you found out to be an asshole, you will move on to a new man or to be alone. Better alone that with the wrong partner.
That is true! My mum said if any man doesn't want me, doesn't serious with me, it isn't good to spend the time with him because i can't get back my time.
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Post by ExPenhMan » Sat May 21, 2016 4:37 am

^^^ Smart mum.
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Post by khmerre » Sat May 21, 2016 1:42 pm

prahkeitouj wrote:
khmerre wrote:Iphone or Samsung have a real power on Khmer girls !

Which one do they get more upset about loosing ,,,, IPhone, moto or their virginity. ,,, You would think the one they can never replace ?
prahkeitouj wrote: Men must think every women love money. yes money is powerful for many people but I still disagree with the idea that every women love money. once she lost her virginity with you she will follow you and it isn't surprised if she wants to married you because it's something that can't be replaced, she can't turn back and can't move on to a new man and willing to build happiness with you. A woman loves you for sure if she needs your time, not your money. It said test a man with girls! Test a woman with money!
I dont think every woman love money, but maybe like money as many guys

It said test a man with girls! Test a woman with money! well said ! but in my case, she didnt ask for money and maybe in Cambodia works better "test a man with girls! Test a woman with IPhone :facepalm: !

PS I hope that if you loose your virginity with a man, that later you found out to be an asshole, you will move on to a new man or to be alone. Better alone that with the wrong partner.
That is true! My mum said if any man doesn't want me, doesn't serious with me, it isn't good to spend the time with him because i can't get back my time.
I think you can have a great time with a man without landing married, but i know for a white girl in Cambodia is not easy to get this way. But things are changing fast in Cambodia, in PP or SR in a few years will not be the same about this aspects for the new generations. Sometime Cambodia remember me Europe 70 years ago, situation of women, single mother, divorce etc

You have to be happy and not just take care what the neighboors are saying. I blame just the men saying/lying to the girls and saying I love you etc just to land in the bed with the girls and they know from the first moment, that they dont want any commitment.
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Re: Your Most Shocking/ Funniest/ Weirdest GF/BF Stories From SE Asia

Post by juansweetpotato » Sat May 21, 2016 1:48 pm

khmerre wrote:
prahkeitouj wrote:
khmerre wrote:Iphone or Samsung have a real power on Khmer girls !

Which one do they get more upset about loosing ,,,, IPhone, moto or their virginity. ,,, You would think the one they can never replace ?
prahkeitouj wrote: Men must think every women love money. yes money is powerful for many people but I still disagree with the idea that every women love money. once she lost her virginity with you she will follow you and it isn't surprised if she wants to married you because it's something that can't be replaced, she can't turn back and can't move on to a new man and willing to build happiness with you. A woman loves you for sure if she needs your time, not your money. It said test a man with girls! Test a woman with money!
I dont think every woman love money, but maybe like money as many guys

It said test a man with girls! Test a woman with money! well said ! but in my case, she didnt ask for money and maybe in Cambodia works better "test a man with girls! Test a woman with IPhone :facepalm: !

PS I hope that if you loose your virginity with a man, that later you found out to be an asshole, you will move on to a new man or to be alone. Better alone that with the wrong partner.
That is true! My mum said if any man doesn't want me, doesn't serious with me, it isn't good to spend the time with him because i can't get back my time.
I think you can have a great time with a man without landing married, but i know for a white girl in Cambodia is not easy to get this way. But things are changing fast in Cambodia, in PP or SR in a few years will not be the same about this aspects for the new generations. Sometime Cambodia remember me Europe 70 years ago, situation of women, single mother, divorce etc

You have to be happy and not just take care what the neighboors are saying. I blame just the men saying/lying to the girls and saying I love you etc just to land in the bed with the girls and they know from the first moment, that they dont want any commitment.
Yeah, why is it the girls always go for the sweet-talking bad guys? The good- boys are just as bad going for the bad girls though. Or something like that.
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Re: Your Most Shocking/ Funniest/ Weirdest GF/BF Stories From SE Asia

Post by phuketrichard » Sat May 21, 2016 2:20 pm

khmerre wrote:
prahkeitouj wrote:
khmerre wrote:Iphone or Samsung have a real power on Khmer girls !

Which one do they get more upset about loosing ,,,, IPhone, moto or their virginity. ,,, You would think the one they can never replace ?
prahkeitouj wrote:

You have to be happy and not just take care what the neighboors are saying. I blame just the men saying/lying to the girls and saying I love you etc just to land in the bed with the girls and they know from the first moment, that they dont want any commitment.

'Cause we were barely seventeen
And we were barely dressed

[Girl:]
Stop right there
I gotta know right now
Before we go any further

Do you love me?
Will you love me forever?
Do you need me?
Will you never leave me?
Will you make me so happy
For the rest of my life?
Will you take me away
And will you make me your wife?

Do you love me?
Will you love me forever?
Do you need me?
Will you never leave me?
Will you make me so happy
For the rest of my life?
Will you take me away
And will you make me your wife?

I gotta know right now
Before we go any further
Do you love me?
Will you love me forever?

[Boy:]
Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby, let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you an answer in the morning

Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby, let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you an answer in the morning

Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby, let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you an answer in the morning

[Girl:]
I gotta know right now
Do you love me?
Will you love me forever?
Do you need me?
Will you never leave me?
Will you make me so happy
For the rest of my life?
Will you take me away
And will you make me your wife?
I gotta know right now
Before we go any further
Do you love me?
And will you love me forever?

What's it gonna be, boy?
Come on, I can wait all night.
What's it gonna be, boy?
Yes or no?
What's it gonna be, boy?
Yes or no?

[Boy:]
Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby, let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you an answer in the morning
Let me sleep on it

[Girl:]
I gotta know right now
Do you love me
Will you love me forever
Do you need me
Will you never leave me
Will you make me so happy
For the rest of my life
Will you take me away
And will you make me your wife
I gotta know right now
Before we go any further
Do you love me
Will you love me forever

[Boy:]
Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you an answer in the morning

I gotta know right now
Before we go any further
Do you love me?
And will you love me forever?

[Boy:]
Let me sleep on it

[Girl:]
Will you love me forever

[Boy:]
I couldn't take it any longer
Lord I was crazed
And when the feeling came upon me
Like a tidal wave
I started swearing to my god
And on my mother's grave
That I would love you to the end of time
I swore I would love you to the end of time

So now I'm praying for the end of time
To hurry up and arrive
'Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you
I don't think that I can really survive
I'll never break my promise or forget my vow
But God only knows what I can do right now
I'm praying for the end of time
It's all I can do (ooh, ooh)
I'm praying for the end of time
So I can end my time with you
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Post by kiwiincambodia » Sat May 21, 2016 3:10 pm

juansweetpotato wrote:
khmerre wrote:
prahkeitouj wrote:
khmerre wrote:Iphone or Samsung have a real power on Khmer girls !

Which one do they get more upset about loosing ,,,, IPhone, moto or their virginity. ,,, You would think the one they can never replace ?
prahkeitouj wrote: Men must think every women love money. yes money is powerful for many people but I still disagree with the idea that every women love money. once she lost her virginity with you she will follow you and it isn't surprised if she wants to married you because it's something that can't be replaced, she can't turn back and can't move on to a new man and willing to build happiness with you. A woman loves you for sure if she needs your time, not your money. It said test a man with girls! Test a woman with money!
I dont think every woman love money, but maybe like money as many guys

It said test a man with girls! Test a woman with money! well said ! but in my case, she didnt ask for money and maybe in Cambodia works better "test a man with girls! Test a woman with IPhone :facepalm: !

PS I hope that if you loose your virginity with a man, that later you found out to be an asshole, you will move on to a new man or to be alone. Better alone that with the wrong partner.
That is true! My mum said if any man doesn't want me, doesn't serious with me, it isn't good to spend the time with him because i can't get back my time.
I think you can have a great time with a man without landing married, but i know for a white girl in Cambodia is not easy to get this way. But things are changing fast in Cambodia, in PP or SR in a few years will not be the same about this aspects for the new generations. Sometime Cambodia remember me Europe 70 years ago, situation of women, single mother, divorce etc

You have to be happy and not just take care what the neighboors are saying. I blame just the men saying/lying to the girls and saying I love you etc just to land in the bed with the girls and they know from the first moment, that they dont want any commitment.
Yeah, why is it the girls always go for the sweet-talking bad guys? The good- boys are just as bad going for the bad girls though. Or something like that.
I love bad girls. That's probably why I'm divorced with 2 kids before I'm 35.

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Post by Duncan » Sat May 21, 2016 3:43 pm

kiwiincambodia wrote:
juansweetpotato wrote:
khmerre wrote:
prahkeitouj wrote:
khmerre wrote:Iphone or Samsung have a real power on Khmer girls !

Which one do they get more upset about loosing ,,,, IPhone, moto or their virginity. ,,, You would think the one they can never replace ?



I dont think every woman love money, but maybe like money as many guys

It said test a man with girls! Test a woman with money! well said ! but in my case, she didnt ask for money and maybe in Cambodia works better "test a man with girls! Test a woman with IPhone :facepalm: !

PS I hope that if you loose your virginity with a man, that later you found out to be an asshole, you will move on to a new man or to be alone. Better alone that with the wrong partner.
That is true! My mum said if any man doesn't want me, doesn't serious with me, it isn't good to spend the time with him because i can't get back my time.
I think you can have a great time with a man without landing married, but i know for a white girl in Cambodia is not easy to get this way. But things are changing fast in Cambodia, in PP or SR in a few years will not be the same about this aspects for the new generations. Sometime Cambodia remember me Europe 70 years ago, situation of women, single mother, divorce etc

You have to be happy and not just take care what the neighboors are saying. I blame just the men saying/lying to the girls and saying I love you etc just to land in the bed with the girls and they know from the first moment, that they dont want any commitment.
Yeah, why is it the girls always go for the sweet-talking bad guys? The good- boys are just as bad going for the bad girls though. Or something like that.
I love bad girls. That's probably why I'm divorced with 2 kids before I'm 35.

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Your so slow and weren't trying hard enough. You could have done it by the age of 25.
Cambodia,,,, Don't fall in love with her.
Like the spoilt child she is, she will not be happy till she destroys herself from within and breaks your heart.
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Post by juansweetpotato » Sat May 21, 2016 4:08 pm

Ok, another one;

When I was in Thailand, in Kao Lanta about 10 years ago, I met a guy called Brian (not his real name but lets call him that). Brian was having to hide from his Thai girlfriend every now and again. This is his story which I can relate as I knew him fairly well over the 8 weeks in Koh Lanta and a subsequent trip to Cambodia, when he was escaping once.

Brian had been living in Ibiza, but due to the rapidly increasing prices he decided to sell up and move to Thailand. Many of his friends and others were doing the same at about that time.

Eventually he found himself in a very Thai town in the center of Thailand with a long term Thai GF. He was living with her in her flat as she had a good job (sales manager for a car showroom). She even had her own swanky car. He lived there with her for about 3 years iirc, but eventually got bored of having no other farang around to talk to. He told his GF that he was bored and needed to get away for awhile.

Bad move.

He reckons that she must have thought he was finishing with her and so what happens next ensued for that reason.

Over the next few months, she came down to visit him now and again, it was after one of these visits that he noticed 30,000$ missing from his no-limits American credit card. After contacting the American bank, he was informed that they were sorry they hadn't flagged the account and informed him but there was nothing they could do about it unless he got a conviction against someone.

You see, he was damned sure that his GF had stolen the money. He thinks that when she was on one of her visits, she slipped his CC under the door to an accomplice who then withdrew the 30,000 over the 3 days she was staying. Every time replacing it back in his wallet while he was still sleeping.The only thing he could think of to explain how she got the pin number, because he never wrote it down or gave it to her, is that she must of been having people follow him when he went to the ATM when he lived with her. Slowly, they got his pin.

So, he goes through with the prosecution process to try and get his money back from the US bank. The girl gets a summons and she has to go to court. In-between the summons delivery and her court appearance, she hired a couple of gangsters with guns from a well known town in Thailand to go around all the tourist places with a photo and a piece of paper for him to sign.

He doesn't know what was on the paper, but he suspects it was an agreement to give her the $30,000 as an end of relationship agreement.

Anyhow, they go around just about all the tourist places; Phuket, Koh Pipi etc and eventually to Koh Lanta. The Thai guy Brian is friends with in a bar has heard that 2 guys are after him and suggests he could go to his farm on the mainland until the two guys fuck off. He says that is what probably saved his life.

He decided to f' off to Cambodia for a while until it cooled down. He eventually came back after a few months after she had made her first court appearance. He then had to come and go from Thailand to Cambodia every time she was due to appear in court again.

Unfortunately, I have lost track of him so I don't know whether he got his money back or got shot in the end.
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Post by camborambo » Mon May 23, 2016 3:20 am

I don't know where to start.

8 years ago i take a Khmer girl from Martini too my home.she vomited in my bathroom all over the walls and everywhere. I send her home 1$ Tuk Tuk.
Afternoon she come back with 2 girlfriends,she said we want to clean your Appartement sorry for last night.. I say ok.
They cleaned all rooms ( ok Khmer style).
Then she said we go bum bum now all together,free..
And we did.
I still meet her sometimes
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