title machine in CEO news break down
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title machine in CEO news break down
as of 2100 GMT it has been noticed that the title machine of the cambodian expats online forum has broken down and churning out nonsensical but true titles to confuse its forum users, churning out titles like:
man pays money, dies frothing in the mouth.
government officials takes bribes, strips down in public and flocks themselves.
hostess bar free beer for all, customers ran away screaming.
if anybody has the information to the whereabouts of the man operating the title machine, please contact this number:
855-hell-noooo
man pays money, dies frothing in the mouth.
government officials takes bribes, strips down in public and flocks themselves.
hostess bar free beer for all, customers ran away screaming.
if anybody has the information to the whereabouts of the man operating the title machine, please contact this number:
855-hell-noooo
Money is not the problem, the problem is no money
Re: title machine in CEO news break down
The bizarre, Khmenglish thread titles do make you want to click on them though.
I liked "Title: Borrow sister in law's toilet to finish life mysteriously ".
I liked "Title: Borrow sister in law's toilet to finish life mysteriously ".
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Re: title machine in CEO news break down
"Today! The forbidden poster still announced though the sea has become normal."
What is nonsensical about that?
What is nonsensical about that?
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Come on. We've all been there before. I still have restraining orders in 7 States.Rutiger wrote: "Title: Borrow sister in law's toilet to finish life mysteriously ".
While we appreciate KiwiInCambodia's help, he's still a bit rough around the edges.
Seriously though, someone is trying to help CEO get Khmer news translated into English for everybody, which might have a fun learning curve in store for us all, LoL.
And while I agree that some of the recent titles are quite amusing, they are doing their best to help us out when they can, and after a bit of trial and error it will likely be a billion times better than Google Translate cut and pastes you find all over the web.
Time will tell, and by all means, if any members see a catchy news article in Khmer and can translate it, take a whack at it, or even PM it to us and we'll see what we can do.
Ok, I gotta make some Skype calls.
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Re: title machine in CEO news break down
i read that article in Khmer. I am impressed how CEOCambodiaNews did the translation. The CEOCambodiaNews literately translated it the way it is written in Khmer. It is a bit funny, but very very readable.Rutiger wrote:The bizarre, Khmenglish thread titles do make you want to click on them though.
I liked "Title: Borrow sister in law's toilet to finish life mysteriously ".
Well done.
បើសិនធ្វើចេះ ចេះឲ្យគេកោត បើសិនធ្វើឆោត ឆោតឲ្យគេអាណិត។
If you know a lot, know enough to make them respect you, if you are stupid, be stupid enough so they can pity you.
If you know a lot, know enough to make them respect you, if you are stupid, be stupid enough so they can pity you.
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Re: title machine in CEO news break down
More please.Samouth wrote:i read that article in Khmer. I am impressed how CEOCambodiaNews did the translation. The CEOCambodiaNews literately translated it the way it is written in Khmer. It is a bit funny, but very very readable.Rutiger wrote:The bizarre, Khmenglish thread titles do make you want to click on them though.
I liked "Title: Borrow sister in law's toilet to finish life mysteriously ".
Well done.
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Re: title machine in CEO news break down
Anchor Moy wrote:More please.Samouth wrote:i read that article in Khmer. I am impressed how CEOCambodiaNews did the translation. The CEOCambodiaNews literately translated it the way it is written in Khmer. It is a bit funny, but very very readable.Rutiger wrote:The bizarre, Khmenglish thread titles do make you want to click on them though.
I liked "Title: Borrow sister in law's toilet to finish life mysteriously ".
Well done.
i love stupid khmenglish titles theyre cute
Mean Dtuk Mean Trei, Mean Loy Mean Srey
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Re: title machine in CEO news break down
when are you joining the team? How is your khmer learning?Jamie_Lambo wrote:Anchor Moy wrote:More please.Samouth wrote:i read that article in Khmer. I am impressed how CEOCambodiaNews did the translation. The CEOCambodiaNews literately translated it the way it is written in Khmer. It is a bit funny, but very very readable.Rutiger wrote:The bizarre, Khmenglish thread titles do make you want to click on them though.
I liked "Title: Borrow sister in law's toilet to finish life mysteriously ".
Well done.
i love stupid khmenglish titles theyre cute
បើសិនធ្វើចេះ ចេះឲ្យគេកោត បើសិនធ្វើឆោត ឆោតឲ្យគេអាណិត។
If you know a lot, know enough to make them respect you, if you are stupid, be stupid enough so they can pity you.
If you know a lot, know enough to make them respect you, if you are stupid, be stupid enough so they can pity you.
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Re: title machine in CEO news break down
its going alright, im learning a lot, ive been doing a load of practicing trying to get all the new words into my everyday vocabulary, feels like its going slow but i think im gradually speaking more than i realise, ive already learnt a lot of the words its just having the confidence to speak,Samouth wrote:when are you joining the team? How is your khmer learning?Jamie_Lambo wrote:Anchor Moy wrote:More please.Samouth wrote:i read that article in Khmer. I am impressed how CEOCambodiaNews did the translation. The CEOCambodiaNews literately translated it the way it is written in Khmer. It is a bit funny, but very very readable.Rutiger wrote:The bizarre, Khmenglish thread titles do make you want to click on them though.
I liked "Title: Borrow sister in law's toilet to finish life mysteriously ".
Well done.
i love stupid khmenglish titles theyre cute
actually starting taking the time to learn how to read khmer now i have a greater understanding of the language and pronunciation of words, just from glancing over it all this morning i can already memorise quite a few constanants and vowels, and also elements that i wasnt even aware of before, compared to when i first made an attempt to read it made a lot more sense this time, while i know ill never be able to read to the extent of me singing in karaoke being able to read khmer would be handy
Mean Dtuk Mean Trei, Mean Loy Mean Srey
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Re: title machine in CEO news break down
Ok keep study hard. Maybe one day we can have a thread is full in Khmer language.Jamie_Lambo wrote:its going alright, im learning a lot, ive been doing a load of practicing trying to get all the new words into my everyday vocabulary, feels like its going slow but i think im gradually speaking more than i realise, ive already learnt a lot of the words its just having the confidence to speak,Samouth wrote:when are you joining the team? How is your khmer learning?Jamie_Lambo wrote:Anchor Moy wrote:More please.Samouth wrote:
i read that article in Khmer. I am impressed how CEOCambodiaNews did the translation. The CEOCambodiaNews literately translated it the way it is written in Khmer. It is a bit funny, but very very readable.
Well done.
i love stupid khmenglish titles theyre cute
actually starting taking the time to learn how to read khmer now i have a greater understanding of the language and pronunciation of words, just from glancing over it all this morning i can already memorise quite a few constanants and vowels, and also elements that i wasnt even aware of before, compared to when i first made an attempt to read it made a lot more sense this time, while i know ill never be able to read to the extent of me singing in karaoke being able to read khmer would be handy
បើសិនធ្វើចេះ ចេះឲ្យគេកោត បើសិនធ្វើឆោត ឆោតឲ្យគេអាណិត។
If you know a lot, know enough to make them respect you, if you are stupid, be stupid enough so they can pity you.
If you know a lot, know enough to make them respect you, if you are stupid, be stupid enough so they can pity you.
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