Do you like sex but do not want to get pregnant? (funny Khmer-English article)
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Re: Do you like sex but do not want to get pregnant? (funny Khmer-English article)
oh... danger of poking the wrong holeSamouth wrote:It doesn't matter either ways as the light will turn off anyway.bolueeleh wrote:so should eyes be opened or closed?Samouth wrote:We also can do foursomes. Would you like to join? No worries, we will have Viagra available for you, just make sure that you will not have heart attack during sex.Duncan wrote:Ah,,, so your into threesomes ?Samouth wrote:Thanks mate, Mr The third man.
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Re: Do you like sex but do not want to get pregnant? (funny Khmer-English article)
Does that matter? At least there are holes for you to poke.bolueeleh wrote:oh... danger of poking the wrong holeSamouth wrote:It doesn't matter either ways as the light will turn off anyway.bolueeleh wrote:so should eyes be opened or closed?Samouth wrote:We also can do foursomes. Would you like to join? No worries, we will have Viagra available for you, just make sure that you will not have heart attack during sex.Duncan wrote:
Ah,,, so your into threesomes ?
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Re: Do you like sex but do not want to get pregnant? (funny Khmer-English article)
Samouth is quite right, it doesn't matter.
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Re: Do you like sex but do not want to get pregnant? (funny Khmer-English article)
This is some of the best Engrish I've ever seen!
Hilarious.
Where did you find this?
Hilarious.
Where did you find this?
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Re: Do you like sex but do not want to get pregnant? (funny Khmer-English article)
every hole is a goalSamouth wrote:Does that matter? At least there are holes for you to poke.bolueeleh wrote:oh... danger of poking the wrong holeSamouth wrote:It doesn't matter either ways as the light will turn off anyway.bolueeleh wrote:so should eyes be opened or closed?Samouth wrote:
We also can do foursomes. Would you like to join? No worries, we will have Viagra available for you, just make sure that you will not have heart attack during sex.
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Re: Do you like sex but do not want to get pregnant? (funny Khmer-English article)
Isn't it ''any holes the goal''?Jamie_Lambo wrote:every hole is a goalSamouth wrote:Does that matter? At least there are holes for you to poke.bolueeleh wrote:oh... danger of poking the wrong holeSamouth wrote:It doesn't matter either ways as the light will turn off anyway.bolueeleh wrote:
so should eyes be opened or closed?
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Re: Do you like sex but do not want to get pregnant? (funny Khmer-English article)
both are correct brokiwiincambodia wrote:Isn't it ''any holes the goal''?Jamie_Lambo wrote:every hole is a goalSamouth wrote:Does that matter? At least there are holes for you to poke.bolueeleh wrote:oh... danger of poking the wrong holeSamouth wrote:
It doesn't matter either ways as the light will turn off anyway.
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Re: RE: Re: Do you like sex but do not want to get pregnant? (funny Khmer-English article)
You want me to tell you what I was Googling when I came across this nutty shit? No fucking way, LoL!Macmullo wrote:This is some of the best Engrish I've ever seen!
Hilarious.
Where did you find this?
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Re: Do you like sex but do not want to get pregnant? (funny Khmer-English article)
It doesn't matter either ways as the light will turn off anyway.
Call me homophobic if you want, but my idea of a fun orgy doesn't include groping around in the dark and finding a pair of hairy balls in my hand.
Call me homophobic if you want, but my idea of a fun orgy doesn't include groping around in the dark and finding a pair of hairy balls in my hand.
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