Cambodia - you make me laugh!
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Re: Cambodia - you make me laugh!
Spoken by the man who says
a faint heart never fucked a pig
Cambodia,,,, Don't fall in love with her.
Like the spoilt child she is, she will not be happy till she destroys herself from within and breaks your heart.
Like the spoilt child she is, she will not be happy till she destroys herself from within and breaks your heart.
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Re: Cambodia - you make me laugh!
When Thailand expats visit Cambodia:
"Life is too important to take seriously."
"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."
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On my way home today i spotted 3 young white guys on motorbikes. 1 of the guys on the back of a bike took his helmet off and clipped it to his backpack whilst they were all riding along. I saw that and thought i'd give him some sage advice.
I roll up next to them/him and say something along the lines of, "You should protect your head with that helmet and not your backpack, Cambodian doctors and hospitals aint that great at fixing heads that have scraped and bounced off the road," to which this simpleton of a human being replies, "It's ok, I've got insurance!"
To me, that reply is up there with the all time retarded replies of, "I don't need a helmet, i only live a few minutes away," and "I don't need a helmet, all the cops have gone to bed."
I envision something like this
I roll up next to them/him and say something along the lines of, "You should protect your head with that helmet and not your backpack, Cambodian doctors and hospitals aint that great at fixing heads that have scraped and bounced off the road," to which this simpleton of a human being replies, "It's ok, I've got insurance!"
To me, that reply is up there with the all time retarded replies of, "I don't need a helmet, i only live a few minutes away," and "I don't need a helmet, all the cops have gone to bed."
I envision something like this
If you enjoy noise pollution and obnoxious driving practices, Phnom Penh is the place for you!
This.
This.
Re: Cambodia - you make me laugh!
Brilliant, as they say "Its hard to win an argument with a smart person, but its nearly impossible to win an argument with an idiot"Captain Bonez wrote: ↑Tue Feb 13, 2018 5:02 pm On my way home today i spotted 3 young white guys on motorbikes. 1 of the guys on the back of a bike took his helmet off and clipped it to his backpack whilst they were all riding along. I saw that and thought i'd give him some sage advice.
I roll up next to them/him and say something along the lines of, "You should protect your head with that helmet and not your backpack, Cambodian doctors and hospitals aint that great at fixing heads that have scraped and bounced off the road," to which this simpleton of a human being replies, "It's ok, I've got insurance!"
To me, that reply is up there with the all time retarded replies of, "I don't need a helmet, i only live a few minutes away," and "I don't need a helmet, all the cops have gone to bed."
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Cambodia, you don't make me laugh.Captain Bonez wrote:On my way home today i spotted 3 young white guys on motorbikes. 1 of the guys on the back of a bike took his helmet off and clipped it to his backpack whilst they were all riding along. I saw that and thought i'd give him some sage advice.
I roll up next to them/him and say something along the lines of, "You should protect your head with that helmet and not your backpack, Cambodian doctors and hospitals aint that great at fixing heads that have scraped and bounced off the road," to which this simpleton of a human being replies, "It's ok, I've got insurance!"
To me, that reply is up there with the all time retarded replies of, "I don't need a helmet, i only live a few minutes away," and "I don't need a helmet, all the cops have gone to bed."
I envision something like this
"Life is too important to take seriously."
"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."
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Re: Cambodia - you make me laugh!
best photo of the day, mind if i pinch it?
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Anything i post on a public forum is for anyone to use
If you enjoy noise pollution and obnoxious driving practices, Phnom Penh is the place for you!
This.
This.
Re: Cambodia - you make me laugh!
Hahaha. The guy in the pink shirt’s quiet smile at the dude in ....tar? Decades old shit?
Despite what angsta states, it’s clear from reading through his posts that angsta supports the free FreePalestine movement.
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