Cambodia - you make me laugh!

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tightenupvolume1 wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 12:15 am
Duncan wrote: Tue Oct 25, 2016 8:54 pm
General Mackevili wrote:Kids these days:

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Yea. kids these days always picking the fruit before they are ripe.
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When Thailand expats visit Cambodia:

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"Life is too important to take seriously."

"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."

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Is it some mafia punishment ?
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On my way home today i spotted 3 young white guys on motorbikes. 1 of the guys on the back of a bike took his helmet off and clipped it to his backpack whilst they were all riding along. I saw that and thought i'd give him some sage advice.

I roll up next to them/him and say something along the lines of, "You should protect your head with that helmet and not your backpack, Cambodian doctors and hospitals aint that great at fixing heads that have scraped and bounced off the road," to which this simpleton of a human being replies, "It's ok, I've got insurance!"

To me, that reply is up there with the all time retarded replies of, "I don't need a helmet, i only live a few minutes away," and "I don't need a helmet, all the cops have gone to bed."

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I envision something like this

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If you enjoy noise pollution and obnoxious driving practices, Phnom Penh is the place for you!

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Captain Bonez wrote: Tue Feb 13, 2018 5:02 pm On my way home today i spotted 3 young white guys on motorbikes. 1 of the guys on the back of a bike took his helmet off and clipped it to his backpack whilst they were all riding along. I saw that and thought i'd give him some sage advice.

I roll up next to them/him and say something along the lines of, "You should protect your head with that helmet and not your backpack, Cambodian doctors and hospitals aint that great at fixing heads that have scraped and bounced off the road," to which this simpleton of a human being replies, "It's ok, I've got insurance!"

To me, that reply is up there with the all time retarded replies of, "I don't need a helmet, i only live a few minutes away," and "I don't need a helmet, all the cops have gone to bed."

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Brilliant, as they say "Its hard to win an argument with a smart person, but its nearly impossible to win an argument with an idiot" :lol:

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Captain Bonez wrote:On my way home today i spotted 3 young white guys on motorbikes. 1 of the guys on the back of a bike took his helmet off and clipped it to his backpack whilst they were all riding along. I saw that and thought i'd give him some sage advice.

I roll up next to them/him and say something along the lines of, "You should protect your head with that helmet and not your backpack, Cambodian doctors and hospitals aint that great at fixing heads that have scraped and bounced off the road," to which this simpleton of a human being replies, "It's ok, I've got insurance!"

To me, that reply is up there with the all time retarded replies of, "I don't need a helmet, i only live a few minutes away," and "I don't need a helmet, all the cops have gone to bed."

:facepalm:

I envision something like this

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Cambodia, you don't make me laugh. :(
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Captain Bonez wrote: Tue Feb 13, 2018 5:02 pm
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I envision something like this

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best photo of the day, mind if i pinch it?
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Anything i post on a public forum is for anyone to use :thumb:
If you enjoy noise pollution and obnoxious driving practices, Phnom Penh is the place for you!

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Hahaha. The guy in the pink shirt’s quiet smile at the dude in ....tar? Decades old shit?
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