7 reasons why I am finished with Khmer440 for good this time

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Re: 7 reasons why I am finished with Khmer440 for good this time

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Strangely, chastity belts are a real thing in the BDSM community and they can be ordered easily online. A female chastity device is unlikely to upset a custom's officer as there is no "sex toy" or "genital similarity" in the device. Whereas male chastity devices tend to resemble the organ to which they will be attached.

If you're going cheap www.aliexpress.com should suffice. If you've money to burn, you can go all the way up to $2,000+ in your quest for the perfect device... expect a hefty tax bill when it arrives in Cambodia too.
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Thanks. I've looked at quite a few online. But I need one tonight! I'll pay to have it built, but no man is getting near my woman. I can take measurements or make a mold. She is like a real animal, worse than a tiger, but I love her.
I'll keep asking it till someone answers. I NEED A CHASTITY BELT!!!!
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try asking on trip advisor
or just fucking lock her in a closet :stir:
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tinkerbell wrote:Almost forgot, I can let her use the bathroom every 3 hours, so I can unlock her then.
And only holes in front if she wants to piss.
I see you guys losing your wives here all the time. I'm not taking any chances.
I don't care what you think.
a chastity belt won't stop her sickung many cocks,for example,and you will need a poop shuts will may also be used for other things

Id get a new wife
i am on these blocked lists;
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Sounds like Batshitcrazyweirdo is here.
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John Bingham wrote:Sounds like Batshitcrazyweirdo is here.

Does Batshit have a brother ?
Cambodia,,,, Don't fall in love with her.
Like the spoilt child she is, she will not be happy till she destroys herself from within and breaks your heart.
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You will not find one in Cambodia in time for tonight.

There is your sensible answer.

If you really must have one order it online like other posters have said and lock her in a closet until it arrives.

For the sake of your new wife I really hope you are trolling. If not I feel so sorry for her and hope she realizes he mistake she made marrying you and either leaves you or kills you before its to late.
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Thanks, I got a guy to build a stainless steel one for me for 35 bucks.
I'll buy the rest of the tools to fix it up. I'm not chaining her in a closet. She has to clean and cook and other indiscriminate things.
Thanks very much.

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And for 7 reasons why I'm finished with Khmer 440 for good ...

I'm not, I canny. I'm batshitcrazyweirdo and gottcha!

Plus, Scobienz paid me $100 bucks for this, so screw you.

Sick bastards that know all aboot chastity belts.

Hey, General, can I stick around? I'm like Tinkerbell n shit. Plus, I've been like quintuple banned on k440.

I could always say bad shit aboot them. Can I?

I could say seven deadly sins.

Just what can the god damn bat get away with in here? Ain't been here in years. You got free t shirts n shit? Beer? Pussy? Stuff n things?

What's the score with CEO anyhooo?

I thought youz was all into suffocatin n squeezin ballz till they pop like quail eggs n like stickin shit in yer dick n stuff.

I mean, here I am, I'm listenin.

What youz aboot? I'll be nice and tinkerish.
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:please: :facepalm:
another one to add to my ignore list
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