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Username Taken wrote:The numbers are correct. There are a couple of 'hot' threads happening at the moment. (That's all I will say at this time).
at the same time as there are hot threads over at k440 as well :stir:
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phuketrichard wrote:told ya

did u really think u had 1,375 guests looking at you site at one time YET only 36 users ONLINE >>

Just looking at those number i would think something is up

Looking at new post right now 1 page
24 total
11 from ceo news

These are the numbers i would observe and want to improve on
36 USERS yet 15 ( as far as i know) have never made a post and 5 bots
so users online is really 16

You can spin it anyway you like
Yah, fair enough, Richard. To be fair, we only had about 900 online when I first replied to you, and we've definitely been getting up to those numbers lately.

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Can't seem to write a single article about them getting arrested or dying without getting DDoS attacks.
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phuketrichard wrote:
Username Taken wrote:The numbers are correct. There are a couple of 'hot' threads happening at the moment. (That's all I will say at this time).
at the same time as there are hot threads over at k440 as well :stir:
I'd hardly think that the GA thread and the BSCW thread would be of much interest internationally. :assasin:
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phuketrichard wrote:told ya
Username Taken wrote:The numbers are correct. There are a couple of 'hot' threads happening at the moment. (That's all I will say at this time).
Haha, and I hate saying this Richard, but you are right. Apologies to you.

Seems about half that crazy traffic was from..........FINLAND! Had to do with the death of Jenny Jokela. Seems like links to our homepage and links to that article got posted somewhere with Finnish readers, and they were clicking away.

About 50% of our usual high traffic was from Finland, and everything else looked about normal.

We went up to about 1,900 online, which means our "regular" traffic was up to about 900, which we've been hitting lately, thanks to regular members and lurkers being more active.

When I glanced at it and saw 900 earlier in the day, it looked normal, but I see it just kept going up and up..

Things are already starting to calm down.

I'm just glad it wasn't a DDoS or anything sinister, LoL.

Thanks UT for helping set that straight.Image
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The General is hoping more people from Finland die in Cambodia soon just to keep the site numbers up.
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soooooo... here is 1 type of post, can anyone think of some other posts :Yahoo!:

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bolueeleh wrote:soooooo... here is 1 type of post, can anyone think of some other posts :Yahoo!:

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Here is another....

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bolueeleh wrote:soooooo... here is 1 type of post, can anyone think of some other posts :Yahoo!:

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No that's a pole, this is a post :D

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