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i seriously doubt those stats 817 guests no way
somethings wrong
10-11 of those "users" ( not the bots) i have never seen a post from
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phuketrichard wrote:i seriously doubt those stats 817 guests no way
somethings wrong
10-11 of those "users" ( not the bots) i have never seen a post from
True. Many viewers but very few posters. What's bulking up the viewer numbers lately then? The wolrd's s-l-o-w-e-s-t DOS attack?
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phuketrichard wrote:i seriously doubt those stats 817 guests no way
somethings wrong
10-11 of those "users" ( not the bots) i have never seen a post from
LoL, you can doubt them all you want, Richard. I just woke up to see CEO have 14 new topics or topics with replies on them overnight and another *cough* Cambodia expat site with 19. The other site also has a few more online than we do (945 vs 1010).

Not sure what's to doubt or what's "wrong" in your opinion.

That said, we've had a pretty good increase of traffic over the past few weeks, thank Buddha, so I can see how you might be surprised by the big jump up!

And members posting and starting new topics has been waaaaay up, so thanks to all, and that obviously has a big, positive impact on things!

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Ok, Richard, I do at least understand your reaction to the online numbers. Again, CEO has been trending UP over the last few weeks, and today we've had an exceptionally high number of people online.

Online numbers do jump around all day every day like rabbits on crack, so we'll see where they go from here and if the trend continues.

Even now, CEO has 1,410 people online, and Khmer440 only has 1,071, but you will always see those numbers jump around chaotically. A "trend" is really that only thing noteworthy with those numbers.

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You also said that about your Ethiopia trip. :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
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Samouth wrote:You also said that about your Ethiopia trip. :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
Haha, I've taken 4 trips to Ethiopia since, I believe. Yeah, gotta get those up too.

You've made some new topics about your trips, which have all been interesting, so thanks for those.
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Ok, WTF. I'm suspicious now too, LoL. Something is almost certainly up. While been trending steadily up, very odd we're starting to get up to 2,000 online for no obvious reasons mid-day.

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told ya

did u really think u had 1,375 guests looking at you site at one time YET only 36 users ONLINE >>

Just looking at those number i would think something is up

Looking at new post right now 1 page
24 total
11 from ceo news

These are the numbers i would observe and want to improve on
36 USERS yet 15 ( as far as i know) have never made a post and 5 bots
so users online is really 16

You can spin it anyway you like
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The numbers are correct. There are a couple of 'hot' threads happening at the moment. (That's all I will say at this time).
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