Everyone's A Comedian

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I ran into Garry Crabtree last night. Next time, he'll think twice about standing in the middle of the road.

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Walked past GSM last night and a load of girls started throwing Shampoo at me...

Turned out it was real poo :sorry:
:tophat: Mean Dtuk Mean Trei, Mean Loy Mean Srey
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I was sitting next to some giggling working girls the other night & one lent over & said we heard a rumor that you had a really big dick.
I said i know i spread that rumor :dm:
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Red sky at night. Shepherd's delight. Blue sky at night. Day


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I was walking past Paddy Rices Bar earlier and girls started throwing Shamrocks at me....

Turned out to be real rocks :sorry:
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Punchy McShortstacks School of Hard Knocks :x
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My cat is recovering from a massive stroke
Remember your Karma helps a Wet Child In Wigan !
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I saw some of the girls from earlier walking past my apartment, so i invited them in for some Champagne....

turns out... :twisted:
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My last girlfriends eyes were so beautiful that one couldn't stop looking at the other :)
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I was just sitting on the balcony relaxing with a nice cold beer when the cat wandered out and said, "Meow".
I turned to the cat and said, "Yes, I know".
The cat looked at me and said, "Fucking know-it-all!", turned and walked back inside.
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Got lucky with a blind chick the other week , as she was tugging me she said oh you are so big.
I laughed & said your pulling my leg 8-)
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