Everyone's A Comedian

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Seriously contemplating remarrying my ex wife, but I'm pretty sure she'll figure out that I'm just after my money.
"Life is too important to take seriously."

"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."

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After a shagging session with my ex she told me i was a one man party :D
I was feeling pretty good about myself until she said that I'm the only one having fun :shock:
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General Mackevili wrote:Seriously contemplating remarrying my ex wife, but I'm pretty sure she'll figure out that I'm just after my money.

I won't get married anymore,I just find a woman I hate and buy her a house.
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1975

2016
Remember your Karma helps a Wet Child In Wigan !
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EdinWigan wrote:1975

2016
didn't know cars these days needed keys
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I used to be in rock band. Every night I'd have women screaming and banging on my door. Sometimes I'd open it and let them out.
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I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 50-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double? 'What's that? I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said. As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, 'No, I haven't.' We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night'. We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mom...you still awake?'
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General Mackevili wrote:I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 50-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double? 'What's that? I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said. As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, 'No, I haven't.' We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night'. We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mom...you still awake?'
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Man walks into a library and says; "Have you got a book on suicide?" The librarian looks at him and says; "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."

Or if that's not your cup of tea...

Bloke walks into a bar and sees a fat girl wearing a t-shirt which says; "Man eater." He strolls up to her and says; "Excuse me love, about that t-shirt?" The woman scowls and says; "Yes, very funny how many have I eaten right?" and he shakes his head and says; "Of course not! I was just going to say that's not how you spell manatee."
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Spent over an hour at the wife's grave this morning.
Spoiler:
Bless her, she thinks I'm digging a pond.
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