Everyone's A Comedian

Post by **Jamie_Lambo** » Thu Dec 31, 2015 9:20 pm

Yobbo wrote:Got lucky with a blind chick the other week , as she was tugging me she said oh you are so big.
I laughed & said your pulling my leg

Post by **Jamie_Lambo** » Thu Dec 31, 2015 9:32 pm

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas?

Gloves..
haha naa im joking, he hasnt opened it yet...

Fourkinnel · Post by **Fourkinnel** » Fri Jan 01, 2016 12:38 pm

A lorry carrying a full load of wigs overturned on the main highway last night. Police are combing the area!

EdinWigan · Post by **EdinWigan** » Fri Jan 01, 2016 11:11 pm

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

EdinWigan · Post by **EdinWigan** » Sat Jan 02, 2016 4:44 am

There are three kinds of people in this world.
Those who understand...
and those who don't...

Digg3r · Post by **Digg3r** » Sat Jan 02, 2016 3:07 pm

There are 10 kinds of people in this world
Those who understand binary
And those who don't

Duncan · Post by **Duncan** » Sat Jan 02, 2016 3:31 pm

Most people in Cambodia are qualified to do anything with nothing.

EdinWigan · Post by **EdinWigan** » Sat Jan 02, 2016 4:05 pm

There's two fish in a tank, and one says ''How do you drive this thing?''

Red Ops · Post by **Red Ops** » Sat Jan 02, 2016 7:45 pm

What do you call a jamaican lost property office?

Comforting.

EdinWigan · Post by **EdinWigan** » Sat Jan 02, 2016 9:44 pm

A little Freudian slip ?

Listen carefully (About 20 seconds)

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