i spent 20 seconds working as a motodop
i spent 20 seconds working as a motodop
a strange incident happened to me recently.
i was riding my moto along the road, when i saw a man on the pavement. he was waving at me and looking at right at me and clearly wanted me to stop and i had no idea who it was but since he was clearly trying to talk to me i thought hey maybe its someone i know but i just dont place the face right now
so, did a 180, rode back up to him and even before i get the chance to say hello, the guy just sits on the back of my moto. starts mumbling something that sounds like directions of where he wants me to go
and i realise that i never met this guy in my life but he thinks that i am a motodop. how the fuck does he think im a motodop
I'm not khmer, i'm not even asian, i am a westerner. now i see that he is incredibly drunk. its about 2pm at this time. So i just stare at him with my white persons face in amazement and tell him that i am not a motodop. but he's having none of it "oh come on just up the road mate"
i might have actually taken him but he was so fat that it feels like the suspension on the moto is bottoming out. plus hes so drunk that he seems about to fall over and we're not even moving yet. i manage to get him off the back and rode off
i just feel pretty happy that i dont have to actually work as a motodop and spend my days driving fat drunkards around for a dollar all day, i start to feel bad for those guys that do now
ps. guess in which town in cambodia this happened?
i was riding my moto along the road, when i saw a man on the pavement. he was waving at me and looking at right at me and clearly wanted me to stop and i had no idea who it was but since he was clearly trying to talk to me i thought hey maybe its someone i know but i just dont place the face right now
so, did a 180, rode back up to him and even before i get the chance to say hello, the guy just sits on the back of my moto. starts mumbling something that sounds like directions of where he wants me to go
and i realise that i never met this guy in my life but he thinks that i am a motodop. how the fuck does he think im a motodop
I'm not khmer, i'm not even asian, i am a westerner. now i see that he is incredibly drunk. its about 2pm at this time. So i just stare at him with my white persons face in amazement and tell him that i am not a motodop. but he's having none of it "oh come on just up the road mate"
i might have actually taken him but he was so fat that it feels like the suspension on the moto is bottoming out. plus hes so drunk that he seems about to fall over and we're not even moving yet. i manage to get him off the back and rode off
i just feel pretty happy that i dont have to actually work as a motodop and spend my days driving fat drunkards around for a dollar all day, i start to feel bad for those guys that do now
ps. guess in which town in cambodia this happened?
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Re: i spent 20 seconds working as a motodop
You want us to say Sihanoukville, don't you?clippy wrote: ps. guess in which town in cambodia this happened?
Re: i spent 20 seconds working as a motodop
Guessed it in one. we have a winner
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Re: i spent 20 seconds working as a motodop
lol
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Re: i spent 20 seconds working as a motodop
haha i took 2 drunk russians back to their hotel (near serendipity once that were walking back from victory hill, got a $5 out of it and it was pretty much on my way anyway lol
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Re: i spent 20 seconds working as a motodop
What was the dude's nationality?clippy wrote:Guessed it in one. we have a winner
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