which would u choose

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which would u choose

Post by phuketrichard » Fri Nov 06, 2015 3:51 pm

We have all led gifted life's, yea we are not all rich ( this is for the expats),but we are far from poor.
We have chosen to leave a life in our own country for a life of the unknown/adventure.
BUT
Given the choice, if you could not have been you and Jesus said;
"There's only two places available for you. You can either be a n****r or poor white trash"
You reply, "please give me some time until another place comes up"
"No, you must choose now or forsake a life at all"

What would you have said?

I reserve my choice till i see what others say as to not sway you.
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Re: which would u choose

Post by StroppyChops » Fri Nov 06, 2015 3:53 pm

Really?
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Re: which would u choose

Post by phuketrichard » Fri Nov 06, 2015 3:58 pm

yes,

ur a man of god, which would u choose?

by "n****r" i mean poor , black an born in the south
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Re: which would u choose

Post by StroppyChops » Fri Nov 06, 2015 4:01 pm

Easy. I reject your premise.
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Re: which would u choose

Post by kiwiincambodia » Fri Nov 06, 2015 4:23 pm

I would be trailer trash, I have a thing for trailer trash chicks with daddy issues.
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Re: which would u choose

Post by Anchor Moy » Fri Nov 06, 2015 4:29 pm

StroppyChops wrote:Really?
Yeah, I'd say "Oh shit, Jesus, you mean when you were changing that water, you thought that sra saw is WINE ? I can see from your vocabulary that you have overdone things and you need to sleep it off", and then I would be like supercompassionate O:-), because we all make mistakes, right ?
:crazy:

Edit: And shouldn't this be among the wonders of the Asinine ?
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Re: which would u choose

Post by Kuroneko » Fri Nov 06, 2015 4:47 pm

kiwiincambodia wrote:I would be trailer trash, I have a thing for trailer trash chicks with daddy issues.
I'd go along with that :lol:

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Re: which would u choose

Post by takeoman » Fri Nov 06, 2015 5:24 pm

Being a non believer probably "Bugger off you delusional hippie". :hattip:
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Re: which would u choose

Post by Kampong Spooner » Fri Nov 06, 2015 6:41 pm

Tough call.

Crackers get mullets, cool flags, rebel tunes, pick up trucks and meth whores in daisy dukes.

Negroes get afros, black power t-shirts, soul tunes, fried chicken and crack whores in leopard print mini skirts and a natural sense of rhythm.

Let me sleep on it.....
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Re: which would u choose

Post by vladimir » Fri Nov 06, 2015 6:56 pm

Strange thread.
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