No Joke Howard Writes a Book!

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Re: No Joke Howard Writes a Book!

Post by Jamie_Lambo » Tue Mar 14, 2017 12:34 pm

front40 wrote:
Tue Mar 14, 2017 11:35 am
OK, I goggled "norvun" and found nothing of apparent relevance. It does seem to sound like how a drunken Viking might try to pronounce Northern. Enlightenment please.
yeah in the Northern half of England we speak Northern English, whether youre from the old Viking Northumbria or the 5 boroughs or Danelaw (east midlands), the main strongholds of Viking Britain, ill spare the history lesson, but for example i come from one of the 5 boroughs (Lincoln)
The Eastern English Midlands were incorporated in the Norse controlled Danelaw in the late 9th century by Ivar the Boneless. With their conquest, the county towns of the East Midlands counties were converted into fortified, Viking city-states, known as the Five Boroughs of the Danelaw. The region's dialect owes much of its grammar and vocabulary to the Nordic influences of its conquerors. For example, the East Midlands verb to scraight ('to cry') is thought to be derived from the Norse, skrike in modern Scandinavian, also meaning to cry
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we still speak a lot of old dialect,
me mams from Leeds (yorkshire) and all her family comes from Manchester/Blackpool (lancashire) so my accent can be pretty hard to understand, even friends from down south struggle if i speak normally, i guess being a bit punch drunk doesnt help either :plus1:
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Re: No Joke Howard Writes a Book!

Post by General Mackevili » Wed May 10, 2017 2:28 am

Hahaha! You can't make this up...

No Joke Howard is now begging his YouTube fans to give him $5,000 so that he he can go to Europe to keep making ladyboy videos.

Here is No Joke Howard's GoFundMe page:

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"In 2015, I randomly decided to move to and live in Cambodia. I didn't speak the language, or know any person there. In my 2 years in Cambodia I learned to speak Khmer, fought as a kickboxer, wrote a book, started a popular YouTube Channel, ran a personal training business, had my own painting exhibition, met amazing people and had my dark times as well.

Since leaving Cambodia, and returning to America, I've realized that it's my purpose to travel the world, take risks and do amazing things, all so people can live vicariously through my experiences.

So I humbly ask my friends, family, fans and viewers to please help fund my travels to Europe and Eurasia, so I can make more one of a kind, interesting videos and write books for the world to enjoy.

Braeton

Help spread the word!
"

https://www.gofundme.com/braeton-goes-to-europe-eurasia

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Re: No Joke Howard Writes a Book!

Post by ricefarmersdaughter » Wed May 10, 2017 6:21 am

why cant people goto work and save for travel??

Are travelers the new dickheads of the world?
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Re: No Joke Howard Writes a Book!

Post by Seasquatch » Wed May 10, 2017 9:39 am

Maybe he can start busking, whatever the fuck that means :head shot:
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Re: No Joke Howard Writes a Book!

Post by General Mackevili » Wed May 10, 2017 11:14 am

Oh Christ. He's up to $245.

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Re: No Joke Howard Writes a Book!

Post by General Mackevili » Wed May 10, 2017 11:15 am

Ama I see he lowered his "goal" down to $2,500, LoL. Hmmm
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Re: No Joke Howard Writes a Book!

Post by Username Taken » Wed May 10, 2017 11:19 am

General Mackevili wrote:
Wed May 10, 2017 11:14 am
Oh Christ. He's up to $245.
That's very generous of you General. :voilent1:
... give 'em a quick, short, sharp shock ...

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Re: No Joke Howard Writes a Book!

Post by Jamie_Lambo » Wed May 10, 2017 11:40 am

begpackers are the worst!
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Re: No Joke Howard Writes a Book!

Post by General Mackevili » Wed May 10, 2017 11:41 am

Username Taken wrote:
General Mackevili wrote:
Wed May 10, 2017 11:14 am
Oh Christ. He's up to $245.
That's very generous of you General. :voilent1:
I'm hoping he gets enough to afford a 1-way ticket to Iran.
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Re: No Joke Howard Writes a Book!

Post by Digg3r » Wed May 10, 2017 2:47 pm

General Mackevili wrote:
Username Taken wrote:
General Mackevili wrote:
Wed May 10, 2017 11:14 am
Oh Christ. He's up to $245.
That's very generous of you General. :voilent1:
I'm hoping he gets enough to afford a 1-way ticket to Iran.
What type of dumb ass American would move to the middle east?

Oh wait...

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