Aussies and Kiwis, what's the difference ?

Post by **Jamie_Lambo** » Fri Sep 04, 2015 12:20 am

hanno wrote:So do Aussies. I did try a few (pies, not Aussies) and found that they tasted like crap but then, so do English pies.

GO TO HELL HANNO!! We make amazing pies!

StroppyChops · Post by **StroppyChops** » Fri Sep 04, 2015 12:35 am

Username Taken wrote:
Duncan wrote:
Duncan wrote:Most Aussies would be shocked if they knew the nationality of their famous singers, song writers and bands, along with their tv presenters movie stars, sports hero's , Kiwi's are quite happy to let the subject of nationality slide while they get on with living and making a better life.

So lets start a list of famous Australians, who were born in NZ.
It's a bit hard to decide whether a person is a Kiwi, because they were born there or a Australian cause they live there, but jump the ditch every so often. Many , like myself, until recently even had two passports.

Here's a few that I know of
Manu Bennett, actor in The Hobbit
Keith Urban
Allison Durbin
Neil, Tim Finn
Sam Neil
John Clark [ Fred Dagg ] TV
Derryn Hinch TV/Radio commentator
Don't forget:
Split Enz
Crowded House
Dragon
Sharon O'Neill
Trevor Chapell

Tripod?
Flight of the Conchords?

(Don't know, too lazy to Google, asking.)

Ed Hammer · Post by **Ed Hammer** » Fri Sep 04, 2015 8:41 am

One is less rude than the other

Khartoum · Post by **Khartoum** » Tue Sep 08, 2015 5:42 pm

Good laugh this thread. Joh Bjelke-Petersen was born in NZ.

vladimir · Post by **vladimir** » Tue Sep 08, 2015 5:49 pm

I was asked if I was Australian today.

The shame.

Actually, most Ausssies are cool, likewise Kiwis, except rebo, thet guy that acted in The Hobbit.

Khartoum · Post by **Khartoum** » Tue Sep 08, 2015 6:09 pm

vladimir wrote:I was asked if I was Australian today.

Not to worry, I have days like that.

frank lee bent · Post by **frank lee bent** » Tue Sep 08, 2015 7:01 pm

new zealand, where men are men, and sheep are nervous.

LaudJohn · Post by **LaudJohn** » Tue Sep 08, 2015 9:29 pm

Q: How do you know you have a kiwi in the house?
A: There is a love bite on the leg of lamb in the fridge

Q: Why do New Zealand racehorses run so fast?
A: Because they have seen what they do to the sheep.

Q: Why do Kiwis fu.k their sheep on the edge of a cliff?
A: Because they push back harder.

BTW, include in the list Phar Lap, "Australia's" greatest racehorse.

Also Fred Hollows, famous Eye surgeon, an Aussie Icon

hanno · Post by **hanno** » Wed Sep 09, 2015 9:09 am

What is the difference between an Australian wedding and an Australian funeral?
One less drunk at the funeral

Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?
He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

What does an Australian politician have in common with an Aussie pornstar's mouth?
They're both full of shit.

Satiated Parrot · Post by **Satiated Parrot** » Thu Sep 10, 2015 11:53 am

Isn't hotdigr a kiwi? I know LJ and ken svay are.

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