I know this will get some good ones ... what's been your funniest moment living in ASEAN?

So many come to kind, so many I cannot think clearly ... give me a senior moment and I'll share it.

OK ... here goes nothin' ... this just after CV ... in District 2 HCMC ... always wanted to try this joint with signage about tacos & burgers ... turns out I got a heat on and went there ... I had be doing a lot of fasting and my shorts were a bit loose around the hips ... got some tacos & La Rues ... decent tacos, nothing special ... was feeling no pain ... oh, forgot to mention ... I am usually rolling "free-ball" ... no under britches ... so after a few rounds, I stand up to go drain the pickle ... and son-of-biscuit if my shorts don't drop down to my ankles ... of course to my horror ... a table of Vietnamese next to me got a great chuckle out of it ... pulled them up immediately and did my business ... fast forward a few beers later and it happened again ... I was lit ... suddenly this drunk Brit guy (I think) comes storming in and want to kick my azz ... I said "bro, I am in no condition to fight, maybe next time" ... the Vietnamese table was howling with laughter ... "sorry about this ... lemme buy you a drink" ... or words to that effect ... he was having none of it ... blah blah blah ... he kept spouting venom ... I got the message, called for my bill and never returned ... maybe not funny to you, but for me it was funny.

Captain Bonez wrote: ↑Wed Dec 13, 2023 7:29 pm You have no filter and don't realize how truly narcissistic and fucking annoying you come across

Could you shut the fuck up for a while?

Just my opinions, of course

No offense intended ...

Captain Bonez wrote: ↑Wed Dec 13, 2023 7:29 pm You have no filter and don't realize how truly narcissistic and fucking annoying you come across

Could you shut the fuck up for a while?

Just my opinions, of course

used to think new kid was bad but.......

Kenr wrote: ↑Wed Dec 13, 2023 8:31 pm I will say this, for someone who claimed they suffer from CRS they sure do seem to remember a whole lot of shit from their past.

Long memory is fine ... short memory is fu*ked, thanks.

And when there is violence on the table, memory fires up BIG TIME ...

Now back to your regularly scheduled hazing ...

Fridaywithmateo wrote: ↑Wed Dec 13, 2023 9:09 pm

Kenr wrote: ↑Wed Dec 13, 2023 8:31 pm I will say this, for someone who claimed they suffer from CRS they sure do seem to remember a whole lot of shit from their past.

Long memory is fine ... short memory is fu*ked, thanks.

And when there is violence on the table, memory fires up BIG TIME ...

Now back to your regularly scheduled hazing ...

I think you’ll find it to be irritation, not hazing. You should know this, and I’m sure that you do.