Funniest Experience in ASEAN

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Re: Funniest Experience in ASEAN

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khmerhamster wrote: Thu Dec 14, 2023 8:20 am
Stravaiger wrote: Thu Dec 14, 2023 8:04 am
Username Taken wrote: Thu Dec 14, 2023 3:58 am
John Bingham wrote: Wed Dec 13, 2023 10:42 pm I don't believe that this guy is real. Who the hell drinks Ganzberg?
Cam Nivag?
No, he's legit. He has form over here.


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So a year ago he was ready to get married to his ‘VN sweetie’ now a year later he’s getting married to a Khmer lady.
I wonder what another year will bring.
I know hazing when I see it @Freightdog
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Re: Funniest Experience in ASEAN

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Alex wrote: Wed Dec 13, 2023 10:47 pm
John Bingham wrote: Wed Dec 13, 2023 10:42 pm I don't believe that this guy is real. Who the hell drinks Ganzberg?
This.

I've yet to meet anyone in real life who drinks it, and I've spent quite some time drinking beer in Cambodia lately.
I had to try ganzberg just one time , popped it open and won a free one.
Would not acccept it and finally lost the tab
Same with crud or however they spell it krud , surprized the “ Я “ ain’t silent like “ sart “ sa-aat ..
Why isn’t this guy on moderator preview , review , whatever I am on ?
That was mark armstrongs demise ..
Would love to have free range to spout off but over 1/2 my posts don’t get approved anyway ..

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Fridaywithmateo wrote: Wed Dec 13, 2023 6:37 pm OK ... here goes nothin' ... this just after CV ... in District 2 HCMC ... always wanted to try this joint with signage about tacos & burgers ... turns out I got a heat on and went there ... I had be doing a lot of fasting and my shorts were a bit loose around the hips ... got some tacos & La Rues ... decent tacos, nothing special ... was feeling no pain ... oh, forgot to mention ... I am usually rolling "free-ball" ... no under britches ... so after a few rounds, I stand up to go drain the pickle ... and son-of-biscuit if my shorts don't drop down to my ankles ... of course to my horror ... a table of Vietnamese next to me got a great chuckle out of it ... pulled them up immediately and did my business ... fast forward a few beers later and it happened again ... I was lit ... suddenly this drunk Brit guy (I think) comes storming in and want to kick my azz ... I said "bro, I am in no condition to fight, maybe next time" ... the Vietnamese table was howling with laughter ... "sorry about this ... lemme buy you a drink" ... or words to that effect ... he was having none of it ... blah blah blah ... he kept spouting venom ... I got the message, called for my bill and never returned ... maybe not funny to you, but for me it was funny.
And there's still tomorrow and the Friday "Funny". Oh please stop, my kidneys can't take it. Seriously...
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STOP.

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Fridaywithmateo wrote: Thu Dec 14, 2023 8:40 am
khmerhamster wrote: Thu Dec 14, 2023 8:20 am
Stravaiger wrote: Thu Dec 14, 2023 8:04 am
Username Taken wrote: Thu Dec 14, 2023 3:58 am
John Bingham wrote: Wed Dec 13, 2023 10:42 pm I don't believe that this guy is real. Who the hell drinks Ganzberg?
Cam Nivag?
No, he's legit. He has form over here.


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So a year ago he was ready to get married to his ‘VN sweetie’ now a year later he’s getting married to a Khmer lady.
I wonder what another year will bring.
I know hazing when I see it @Freightdog
looking awful young for all the things u been thru>>
In a nation run by swine, all pigs are upward-mobile and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together: not necessarily to win, but mainly to keep from losing completely. HST
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I have dranken Ganzberg but only because my daughter goes crazy when the advert comes on, plus I could win a Ute!
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Re: Funniest Experience in ASEAN

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phuketrichard wrote: Thu Dec 14, 2023 9:51 am
Fridaywithmateo wrote: Thu Dec 14, 2023 8:40 am
khmerhamster wrote: Thu Dec 14, 2023 8:20 am
Stravaiger wrote: Thu Dec 14, 2023 8:04 am
Username Taken wrote: Thu Dec 14, 2023 3:58 am

Cam Nivag?
No, he's legit. He has form over here.


Image
So a year ago he was ready to get married to his ‘VN sweetie’ now a year later he’s getting married to a Khmer lady.
I wonder what another year will bring.
I know hazing when I see it @Freightdog
looking awful young for all the things u been thru>>
Thanks?
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Re: Funniest Experience in ASEAN

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pissontheroof wrote: Thu Dec 14, 2023 8:56 am
Alex wrote: Wed Dec 13, 2023 10:47 pm
John Bingham wrote: Wed Dec 13, 2023 10:42 pm I don't believe that this guy is real. Who the hell drinks Ganzberg?
This.

I've yet to meet anyone in real life who drinks it, and I've spent quite some time drinking beer in Cambodia lately.
I had to try ganzberg just one time , popped it open and won a free one.
Would not acccept it and finally lost the tab
Same with crud or however they spell it krud , surprized the “ Я “ ain’t silent like “ sart “ sa-aat ..
Why isn’t this guy on moderator preview , review , whatever I am on ?
That was mark armstrongs demise ..
Would love to have free range to spout off but over 1/2 my posts don’t get approved anyway ..

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You're on mod review, seriously? You're outright sane compared with some others. Cheers!
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Re: Funniest Experience in ASEAN

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Alex wrote: Thu Dec 14, 2023 11:28 am You're on mod review, seriously? You're outright sane compared with some others. Cheers!
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This.
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Re: Funniest Experience in ASEAN

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pissontheroof wrote: Thu Dec 14, 2023 8:56 am
Alex wrote: Wed Dec 13, 2023 10:47 pm
John Bingham wrote: Wed Dec 13, 2023 10:42 pm I don't believe that this guy is real. Who the hell drinks Ganzberg?
This.

I've yet to meet anyone in real life who drinks it, and I've spent quite some time drinking beer in Cambodia lately.
I had to try ganzberg just one time , popped it open and won a free one.
Would not acccept it and finally lost the tab
Same with crud or however they spell it krud , surprized the “ Я “ ain’t silent like “ sart “ sa-aat ..
Why isn’t this guy on moderator preview , review , whatever I am on ?
That was mark armstrongs demise ..
Would love to have free range to spout off but over 1/2 my posts don’t get approved anyway ..

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You’ve been on mod review since Fri Apr 13, 2018 12:12 pm that has to be a record surely?
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Re: Funniest Experience in ASEAN

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Earl of Mercia wrote: Sat Dec 16, 2023 12:16 am
pissontheroof wrote: Thu Dec 14, 2023 8:56 am
Alex wrote: Wed Dec 13, 2023 10:47 pm
John Bingham wrote: Wed Dec 13, 2023 10:42 pm I don't believe that this guy is real. Who the hell drinks Ganzberg?
This.

I've yet to meet anyone in real life who drinks it, and I've spent quite some time drinking beer in Cambodia lately.


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You’ve been on mod review since Fri Apr 13, 2018 12:12 pm that has to be a record surely?
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It’s just terrible … Fri/13th
Very superstitious




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