The Tache Wearing Criminal Twats Thread

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The Tache Wearing Criminal Twats Thread

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Over recent years, it appears that tache wearing criminal twats are over-represented in police mugshots in Cambodia

Generally, if a local person is wearing a villainous, and poorly groomed, attempt at a tache I assume that they are not to be trusted with anything, ever and should be treated with the greatest of wariness

This indicator of character bears true regardless whether one is the kid of one of the more powerful families in the country, or the son of a humble ah-jai

Here are some of the tache twats nicked last night:

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I think members can profile these crims with this:

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:tophat:
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That's a great start for a fetish thread, and i can see you have loads of pics already...

Naughty naughty yeah ^^
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Two more Tache twats from yesterday, arrested for alleged thievery:

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When I was fifteen, I could cultivate a proper ‘tache, which was easily sculpted to the Sanchez/bandito in Clutch’s chart.
These petty crim’s are just adding to their social embarrassment. They should be chained together and taken down to wherever the local old girls get lip waxing, and have it removed as painfully as possible.

Swmbo’s 15 year old nephew sports one of these. It’s like that giant mole on an otherwise normal face that just cannot be not stared at.
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At least they don't have fat beer bellies like all the ugly old barang mutts taking up space... Who cares? Honestly?

I really love how white people look down on the poor anyway they can, hah...
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Well,
It's not with these stache's ghosts that went dying on their faces, that these guys are gonna test any kind of velcro effect when they'll be 69ing in their cell. ^^
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orichá wrote: Fri Dec 08, 2023 3:25 pm At least they don't have fat beer bellies like all the ugly old barang mutts taking up space... Who cares? Honestly?

I really love how white people look down on the poor anyway they can, hah...
I'm pretty sure their lack of facial hair has little to do with being poor. At least my excess made me no richer.

That being said yea who cares, like who cares about what football team is on your shirt?

But then there is the other perspective, having a good laugh. I always appreciated that 😁
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orichá wrote: Fri Dec 08, 2023 3:25 pm At least they don't have fat beer bellies like all the ugly old barang mutts taking up space... Who cares? Honestly?

I really love how white people look down on the poor anyway they can, hah...
Poor criminals can't do crimes without being laughed at. My heart bleeds.
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@Spigzy has a competing "crime by" thread :stir: :lol:
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