Dear Cambodia

If you have something so weird, strange or off-topic to post and think it doesn't belong in any other forum; you're probably right. Please put all your gormless, half-baked, inane, glaikit ideas in here. This might also be a place where we throw threads that appear elsewhere that don't belong ANYWHERE end up, instead of having to flush them. FORUM RULES STILL APPLY.
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Dear Cambodia

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Dear Cambodian Police,

What will it take to get you to do your godamned job?

You allow me in on a business visa.
You renew it over and over again.
Now, you block me from working.

You had no problem taking my money over the past 7 years.
I worked here for many years in the past.

But now, as I drop off my CV, your people follow me into the business, shaking their heads at me indicating no....

You block me from work.
You put me in financial distress.

Now. I am here with no money, no food, no water.
I have been living in the forest since Christmas.

Yes. I take responsibility for not extricating myself when I could, but I worked here for years, only leaving during covid closures.

I had reason to believe I could continue working.

The businesses I apply to like me.
But you persuade them to back off.

So I ask...
Why the fuck do you refuse to take me to Immigration Detention?

I have no passport or visa, and I am now 910$ overstay.

I turned myself in to the:
Military Police
Immigration Police
Post Police HQ
Tourist Police

All had the same response...go away.
The gate guard at HQ even nodded no to me as I entered last time.

Is it a laziness thing?
Is it a corruption thing?

You are forcing me to commit a crime out of necessity in order to get deported.

You have spoken to me.
You are aware of my situation.
But you refuse to DO YOUR JOB.

This could be considered a criminal act on your part.
Shirking your duties.
Deliberate indifference.

You want me to steal something to eat.
Then lock me up for a year?

Will that appease the Americans that you are working for?

I have contacted my senators and congressmen in the United States and I have said that i am being held as a prisoner here.

Do your fuckng jobs.

My embassy is useless.
They will not assist unless you take me in.

Should I darken my skin?
Should I squint my eyes out and say I'm Vietnamese?
You would do your jobs then...

The world has ranked you all as the #1 most corrupt country on earth.

You live up to that ranking every day.

Come and get me.

You know who I am.
You know where I am.

Do your fuckng job, or just come shoot me.

The world knows, you're at least good at that.
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Re: Dear Cambodia

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Here we go again, the forest dweller is back.
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Re: Dear Cambodia

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This purely for the authorities.
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Re: Dear Cambodia

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Alex wrote: Sun Jun 11, 2023 11:35 am Here we go again, the forest dweller is back.
While I am engaging in his delusion and need for attention with my post in his thread, I would suggest that the best way to deal with these types is, like an attention seeking child, deprive them of the attention.
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Re: Dear Cambodia

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IraHayes wrote: Sun Jun 11, 2023 1:00 pm
Alex wrote: Sun Jun 11, 2023 11:35 am Here we go again, the forest dweller is back.
While I am engaging in his delusion and need for attention with my post in his thread, I would suggest that the best way to deal with these types is, like an attention seeking child, deprive them of the attention.
The other alternative being to chuck ‘em in a ring with a meth head or a viper, and buy some popcorn.
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Re: Dear Cambodia

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Not again...
Why don't you just shut up and fuck off??
No one wants to hear it. You're boring.

Why don't you hop the border and present yourself to Immy in Nam?

If you need some help, my old size 9's will give you a boot or 5. :

:BangHead:
What a pecker
sumfin smart
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Re: Dear Cambodia

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seems to me the only solution is to take make ur way to immigration with a can of gasoline, pour it on urslef an light it

than many of us will sit back and say
"He was a lonely and misunderstood" while we raise a glass and intone

RIP
In a nation run by swine, all pigs are upward-mobile and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together: not necessarily to win, but mainly to keep from losing completely. HST
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Re: Dear Cambodia

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Yurworst wrote: Sun Jun 11, 2023 12:27 pm This purely for the authorities.
You’re assuming that this is their main source of feedback, then? Or did you post on Farcebook, too?
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Re: Dear Cambodia

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Yurworst wrote: Sun Jun 11, 2023 11:21 am You know who I am.
How many guesses do we get?
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Re: Dear Cambodia

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Yurworst wrote: Sun Jun 11, 2023 12:27 pm This purely for the authorities.
I am the authorities, and so is my wife.
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