Sunderland man, 40, captured seagull and masturbated over it as he watched porn in 'bizarre' offence

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A 40-year-old man has admitted masturbating over a seagull he captured in "one of the most unusual cases" a court has seen.

https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/man-captured ... underland/
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hanno wrote: ↑Wed Apr 26, 2023 8:09 am A 40-year-old man has admitted masturbating over a seagull he captured in "one of the most unusual cases" a court has seen.

https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/man-captured ... underland/
Thanks for the heads up Hanno. I didn't realize it was illegal. :tard:
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Username Taken wrote: ↑Wed Apr 26, 2023 9:00 am
hanno wrote: ↑Wed Apr 26, 2023 8:09 am A 40-year-old man has admitted masturbating over a seagull he captured in "one of the most unusual cases" a court has seen.

https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/man-captured ... underland/
Thanks for the heads up Hanno. I didn't realize it was illegal. :tard:
Some stories need a photo, and this one of the defendant leaving court is priceless...

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Sounds like a "revenge porn" case - I bet he was shat on big time by seagulls as a kid & waited for this day. I used to live by the seaside & whilst I might not go this far, I reckon he has done the community a good deed by letting the seagulls know it goes both ways.
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Spigzy wrote: ↑Wed Apr 26, 2023 10:19 am Sounds like a "revenge porn" case - I bet he was shat on big time by seagulls as a kid & waited for this day. I used to live by the seaside & whilst I might not go this far, I reckon he has done the community a good deed by letting the seagulls know it goes both ways.
I bet he's got a football shirt...
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He does look mighty guilty of said crime.
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Username Taken wrote: ↑Wed Apr 26, 2023 9:00 am
hanno wrote: ↑Wed Apr 26, 2023 8:09 am A 40-year-old man has admitted masturbating over a seagull he captured in "one of the most unusual cases" a court has seen.

https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/man-captured ... underland/
Thanks for the heads up Hanno. I didn't realize it was illegal. :tard:
Well now you know .........its time to let your seagulls free and get a real life. :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip:
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And this is what the perps mother had to say about it.

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Mackems are strange people, this guy is obviously very strange
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