Years ago I could have probably ticked almost every one of those categories, but now, I find it hard to define any of them as a 'vice'. Booze? A few beers once every month or two, and certainly no more 'benders' which I became accustomed to for much of my life. Pot? Never did like it. Prescription drugs? Do multi-vitamins count? Sex? My interest in it wanes with every passing year. Gambling? I could count the number of lottery tickets I've ever bought on one hand. Food? Ok I guess this is the closest I would come to a vice. I do eat a very unhealthy diet, and too much of it to boot. Pornography? See 'sex' above. Internet/Social Media? I interact on this forum more than any other web-based interaction, and the fact I only post on here a handful of times per month places it well outside the bounds of a 'vice'.

I've grown into something totally unrecognisable to my younger self. I don't know how or when it happened, but it has. However, one thing I can say is that I no longer give two shits over the fact that most would consider me very boring. Something I could never have said with honesty before.

That was easy.