Johnny6 wrote: ↑Sat Apr 29, 2023 1:16 am I can wire you some money to get to where you need to go.

Thank you so much.
I'm going to need a tuktuk to town. $2.50
Then a quick bite to eat 10$
Then a few cold ones because it's so hot and I need to be safe. $42.00
A shower and a relaxing afternoon nap in the A/C wouldn't hurt I suppose. $15.00
A few more cold beers cause it'll be getting late after the nap. $28.00
Then some dinner. $12.00
Then I'll need a tuk tuk back to the forest. 2.50
And a water for later. .50

Thank you again.
I'll IM you the details for the $112.50

Perhaps a bit pushy, but if we could make this a weekly recurring thing it would greatly improve my morale.

aguaporfavor wrote: ↑Sat Apr 29, 2023 10:12 am 34 pages of nothing, and yet, 9000 views.

Imagine if I wrote....something...

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aguaporfavor wrote: ↑Sat Apr 29, 2023 10:12 am 34 pages of nothing, and yet, 9000 views.

Imagine if I wrote....something...

You mean something like the story you wrote before about your haunted house being almost blown-up by a giant bat ?
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Why yes I have actually....
Anyone remember Walter Mondale?
He was the Vice President of the United States under Jimmy Carter 81-84.

He later ran an unsuccessful campaign for president with his running-mate Geraldine Ferrari.

Sadly,he passed away 4-19 in '21.

#WM

And that house was haunted.
My hand on a Bible it was.
Never experienced anything like it.

My childhood home that I returned to renovate after the war 30 years later.
That thing pulled my hair at night and scared us half to death.

I ordered it out after weeks of enduring it, the front door blasted open and then slammed closed with tremendous force when I did. The entire place then became brighter and more peaceful.

It was fucked.

Days later it returned in the form of a giant bat.
It was sitting on my kitchen counter when I arrived home and was fucking staring at me, dead into my eyes it was. Then it flew at me knocking me down the stairs.

Fuckers are supposed to be blind, so how did it lock onto my eyes?

At no time was the house ever at risk of blowing up.

It was evil though.

It was an old family home. The family had some great uncle or something from the 30s that went crazy and lived alone in the attic. He died there. It was him.

The previous tenant who had lived there for over 20 years suddenly vacated the property without notice days after I entered the downstairs. First time since I was four. He wouldn't give a reason, he wasn't late on rent and he left behind his property.

It wanted me there.
Say what you want, I don't care.
My hand on a Bible.

Months after dealing with its shit I had enough.
I invited it to a one-hand game of poker one night when my street lost power.
It was rainy and thunderous and I had candles lighted.

I don't scare easily but this fucker got to me.
I asked it outright. Sit with me. One hand. It did.

Five card stud. No draws. You get what you get.
I dealt them out and then I flipped my cards over one at a time.

I got four sevens.
Then I flipped its (yes its) cards over one at a time.
Ten of spades.
Queen of spades.
King of spades.
Jack of spades.

Just one left.
I got sick.
I shook.

I knew what it was but turning it over would make it official.
I had to though.

I turned it over...

Ace of spades.

I left for bed and didn't look back.

I am still haunted by that night.

I died and met an angel and I played one hand of poker with the devil.

Sounds like mental illness or delusions of grandeur, but it wasn't.

It was fucking real.

Any mathematicians want to run the odds on that shit? Let me know what you come up with.

One hand. One attempt. No draws.
7777 vs royal flush.

It doesn't happen.
Not ever.

Damn you for bringing that up.

aguaporfavor wrote: ↑Sat Apr 29, 2023 10:26 am

Johnny6 wrote: ↑Sat Apr 29, 2023 1:16 am I can wire you some money to get to where you need to go.

Thank you so much.
I'm going to need a tuktuk to town. $2.50
Then a quick bite to eat 10$
Then a few cold ones because it's so hot and I need to be safe. $42.00
A shower and a relaxing afternoon nap in the A/C wouldn't hurt I suppose. $15.00
A few more cold beers cause it'll be getting late after the nap. $28.00
Then some dinner. $12.00
Then I'll need a tuk tuk back to the forest. 2.50
And a water for later. .50

Thank you again.
I'll IM you the details for the $112.50

How much beer does $70 buy these days?

phuketrichard wrote: ↑Sat Apr 29, 2023 12:20 pm

aguaporfavor wrote: ↑Sat Apr 29, 2023 10:12 am 34 pages of nothing, and yet, 9000 views.

Imagine if I wrote....something...

cant be bothered for a comment so i left it to IA

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It’s actually idiots like the OP who could deter an individual who actually needs legitimate assistance from receiving it.