Only found 3 historical posts about this topic with no definitive info.

Does anyone know of or had experiences with diagnoses/treatments for piles in PP or surrounding area (including surrounding countries)?

Ideally: Hemorrhoidal Artery Ligation and Recto Anal Repair (HAL-RAR) <--- this looks right up my alley butt I'm not too anal if it can't be done here.


-Bobagubi

Try stop drinking/taking caffeine. I did so about twenty years ago and the results were literally over night!
The next morning it was like god had given me a new asshole, and still is!
I know it’s my handle but I haven’t had a Nobby Stile since, I used to be riddled with nasty little internal ones that played havoc on a Monday morning after the weekends indulgence.

I had many tests, one was a camera shoved down my japs eye! they all came back negative for any bladder or prostate issues, Monday mornings I used to be pissing for England especially when the weather was cold.
Luckily for me the last test where they filled my bladder through a tube inserted in my japs eye was being performed by an old school style hospital matron who had bags of experience, after completion she suggested I should try refraining from caffeine as a precaution to see.

Unfortunately these ward matrons who were very knowledgeable and used to knew exactly what was occurring on their wards are now a thing of the past, replaced by university graduates trying to cost management but haven’t got a Danny La rue or the capacity of a ward matron. More watering down of the NHS.

It’s worth a try mate, at least try and stay off the Sting!

My problems with piles disappeared since moving to the SE Asia and start using bum gun.

Chuck Borris wrote: ↑Thu Jul 20, 2023 9:59 pm My problems with piles disappeared since moving to the SE Asia and start using bum gun.

Yes the hygienic properties of the bum gun really help too! I fucking hate my trips back to Blighty rubbing my bottom with what feels like sandpaper

Nobby Stiles wrote: ↑Thu Jul 20, 2023 10:08 pm

Chuck Borris wrote: ↑Thu Jul 20, 2023 9:59 pm My problems with piles disappeared since moving to the SE Asia and start using bum gun.

Yes the hygienic properties of the bum gun really help too! I fucking hate my trips back to Blighty rubbing my bottom with what feels like sandpaper

I had one installed in the bog when I got back; toilet paper alone is barbarism. Unfortunately, first-floor toilets in standard UK houses are fed from the water tank, therefore the pressure is not quite sufficient, but it is far far better than nothing.

Interesting reading through this short thread. Seems like the bum gun (god bless it) wins hands down. So much for expensive medical solutions.

Could be worse.
I heard the Fremens wipe their asses with sand on Arrakis ^^