Dad Jokes
Dad Jokes
GM recently became a father and so now needs to carry out the most important job as a father - telling the Dad Jokes.
My dad used to love it when someone new came to dinner. He would say:
Do you know why we can't grow mushrooms? Because there's not mushroom. Argh.
Please share your favourite Dad Joke, so we can equip this new father.
My dad used to love it when someone new came to dinner. He would say:
Do you know why we can't grow mushrooms? Because there's not mushroom. Argh.
Please share your favourite Dad Joke, so we can equip this new father.
Once you've read the dictionary, every other book is just a remix.
Re: Dad Jokes
I concocted a Khmer Dad joke many years ago that I reckon still holds up ...
Q: What did the Khmer guy say when he got hit by a train?
A: Choo choo!
Q: What did the Khmer guy say when he got hit by a train?
A: Choo choo!
Meum est propositum in taberna mori,
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
Re: Dad Jokes
This made me laugh out loud, love it.
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Hahaha, I'm writing these all down.
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"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."
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Re: Dad Jokes
Dad: Why are there no pain killers in the jungle?
Child: Dunno
Dad: Paracetamol
Child: Dunno
Dad: Paracetamol
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Re: Dad Jokes
I don't get it. But I think it has something to do with how I pronounce paracetamol.
Once you've read the dictionary, every other book is just a remix.
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I'm selling our vacuum cleaner, it's just gathering dust.
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Once you've read the dictionary, every other book is just a remix.
Re: Dad Jokes
Oh GM this is an essential one.
Kid - I'm hungry!
Dad - Hi Hungry, I'm Dad.
Kid - I'm hungry!
Dad - Hi Hungry, I'm Dad.
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Can me stupid but I don't get this one.
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