What do you call a fly with no wing's
A walk
What did Minnie mouse say to Mickey mouse?
Kiss me Mick.

Why did the fly, fly?
Because the spider spied her

Why did the owl howl?
Because the woodpecker would peck her

My son asked me "What is it like to have hair growing in your ears?"

Eerie! I replied.

Born-Confused wrote: ↑Sun Dec 11, 2022 5:51 pm What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea

What do you call a dead deer with no eyes?
Still no idea

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Do you think he saw us?

What's white, round, and laughs alot......

A tickled onion

Little Johnny was sitting in his English class when he had to go to the washroom.

He puts up his hand and the female teacher asked "do you have a question Johnny?

"No replies" replies little Johnny "but I have to piss badly"

Shocked at what little Johnny said, she replies "The word is urinate"

Johnny replies "if I don't go to the washroom now, I'm going to piss my pants"

The teacher was frustrated but knew he had to go. She said "Ok Johnny you may go to the washroom. When you come back I want you to make a sentence with the word urinate in it"

Johnny goes to the washroom and comes back and the teacher asked Johnny for a sentence with urinate.

Johnny thinks for a moment then said "you're an eight but would of been a ten if you had bigger breast"

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Little Johnny comes home from school and his dad asks him "how was school today"?

Johnny replies "we learned two new words today in English class: hypothetically and realistically."

"Those are big words" said his father

"I still real don't understand the difference" replied Johnny.

Dad thinks for a moment then said "I think I can help you out. Go upstairs and ask your older sister if she will sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars"

Johnny runs off and ask his sister. When he returns he tells his dad that she said yes. His father then ask Johnny to ask His mother the same question,

Johnny runs off and ask his mother. When he returns he tells his dad that she said yes also.

His dad thinks for a moment and said "here is the difference between hypothetically and realistically. Hypothetically we have 2 million dollars living in this house but realistically we have two sluts"

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Why are horses the happiest animals in the world?


They live in a stable environment.

do you know why the irish only put 239 beans in the stew or whatever they make ?
one more would be ( 240 ) too farty

what do they get when add onions ? tear gas