Dad Jokes

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Nice girls can be found in every corner of the world.

Unfortunately earth is round.
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rozzieoz wrote: ↑Tue Dec 06, 2022 2:03 pm Some of you are missing the point of this thread.
It’s for the “silly dad jokes” not just any jokes. ;)
Just to check, do you mean jokes that are clean enough for dads to tell their young kids, or dad jokes as in jokes that are so bad if your dad told you as an adult, you'd say "ughhhh"?
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Statistically, six out of seven dwarves are not happy.
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kagi wrote: ↑Tue Dec 06, 2022 7:50 pm Statistically, six out of seven dwarves are not happy.
Yeah, but only dwarfs know, write?
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My wife said to me, "You have a tendency to twist people's meaning to suit yourself."

I took that as a compliment.
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Bad dad, groan some more….

What do you call a man

with a spade?
Doug

In the water?
Bob

On the beach?
Sandy

In the lane?
Ali

With the cotton?
Fred

On his knees?
Neal


I’m sure as decrepitude creeps up, more shall be released.
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Girl with one leg?
Ilene

Chinese girl with one leg?
Irene
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Man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.

Man with 10 rabbits up his bum?
Warren.

Man with 100 rabbits up his bum?
An ambulance.

Man lying on the floor?
Matt.
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And of course

What do you call a man without a spade?
Douglas
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What do you call a man in a hole?
Phil

What do you call a man in a pile of Leafs?
Russel

What do you call a man on a wall?
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