Dad Jokes

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Re: Dad Jokes

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What rhymes with orange?

NO it doesn't!
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Joker Poker wrote: Mon Dec 05, 2022 10:25 am What rhymes with orange?

NO it doesn't!
Variations on what jokes.

What’s that?
No, it’s a unit of electricity.
What?

What?
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

At sundae school. :banana:
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Eating clocks is time consuming.
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rozzieoz wrote: Mon Dec 05, 2022 9:01 am
phuketrichard wrote: Sun Dec 04, 2022 7:58 pm to me, even thou he turned out to not be who everyone thought he was
still was America's funniest dad
Yep, I'm sure he was hilarious when he was grooming, manipulating, abusing and molesting children.
When did he assault children?
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My last girlfriend left me because she said I never listened to her...or something like that, I wasn't really paying attention.
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I just came across a photo of my wife's best friend.

She hasn't spoken to me since.
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Some of you are missing the point of this thread.
It’s for the “silly dad jokes” not just any jokes. ;)
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When I was kid, a friend's dad would always tell this joke:

Want to hear a dirty joke?

A pig rolled in mud!
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If you want to stick to lame dad jokes:
Brown and sticky?
Boomerang doesn't come back?
Sticks.

But my neighbours just made a home porno.
They don't know it yet.
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