Dad Jokes
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What rhymes with orange?
NO it doesn't!
NO it doesn't!
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Variations on what jokes.
What’s that?
No, it’s a unit of electricity.
What?
What?
Wat phnom…( local variantion inflicted on me by tuvva are)
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?
At sundae school.
At sundae school.
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Eating clocks is time consuming.
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When did he assault children?rozzieoz wrote: ↑Mon Dec 05, 2022 9:01 amYep, I'm sure he was hilarious when he was grooming, manipulating, abusing and molesting children.phuketrichard wrote: ↑Sun Dec 04, 2022 7:58 pm to me, even thou he turned out to not be who everyone thought he was
still was America's funniest dad
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My last girlfriend left me because she said I never listened to her...or something like that, I wasn't really paying attention.
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I just came across a photo of my wife's best friend.
She hasn't spoken to me since.
She hasn't spoken to me since.
Meum est propositum in taberna mori,
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
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Some of you are missing the point of this thread.
It’s for the “silly dad jokes” not just any jokes.
It’s for the “silly dad jokes” not just any jokes.
Once you've read the dictionary, every other book is just a remix.
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When I was kid, a friend's dad would always tell this joke:
Want to hear a dirty joke?
A pig rolled in mud!
Want to hear a dirty joke?
A pig rolled in mud!
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If you want to stick to lame dad jokes:
Brown and sticky?
Boomerang doesn't come back?
Sticks.
But my neighbours just made a home porno.
They don't know it yet.
Brown and sticky?
Boomerang doesn't come back?
Sticks.
But my neighbours just made a home porno.
They don't know it yet.
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