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Pseudonomdeplume wrote: ↑Fri Dec 02, 2022 11:58 pm I used to know a lot of jokes.

I still do, but I used to as well.
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My GF is so fat that she needs to change operator when she puts her phone from left pocket to the right in her pants,
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Chuck Borris wrote: ↑Sun Dec 04, 2022 6:42 am My GF is so fat that she needs to change operator when she puts her phone from left pocket to the right in her pants,
Mine is so fat my wallet picture of her is a screenshot from google earth.
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When I was a baby, my parents used to bath e in cheap Australian lager. It wasn't until I was 18 that I realised I'd been fostered.
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Just watched
Image
from 1983>

His take on parenthood is classic, ( starts at 26 minutes)

to me, even thou he turned out to not be who everyone thought he was
still was America's funniest dad
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My wife told me to get off the computer or she would push my head into the keyboard.

I told her to get fuxeasjklyiopreuinvfrcxwqopkligh
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There are three types of people in the world:

Those who can count and those who can’t.
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phuketrichard wrote: ↑Sun Dec 04, 2022 7:58 pm to me, even thou he turned out to not be who everyone thought he was
still was America's funniest dad
Yep, I'm sure he was hilarious when he was grooming, manipulating, abusing and molesting children.
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rozzieoz wrote: ↑Mon Dec 05, 2022 9:01 am
phuketrichard wrote: ↑Sun Dec 04, 2022 7:58 pm to me, even thou he turned out to not be who everyone thought he was
still was America's funniest dad
Yep, I'm sure he was hilarious when he was grooming, manipulating, abusing and molesting children.
Is this now going to be a debate about whether Cosby should be found retrospectively unfunny because of what was discovered later, or a compendium of lame dad jokes, of which there have been very few?

For the record. Yes, he was funny (if his brand of funny is what amuses you), and much of the material still is.

Now- Dad jokes?
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I was looking at Elon Musk's Neuralink the other day, I don't think brain implants will work to be honest. You can't change my mind.

(Ancient Dad joke updated for 2022!)
Meum est propositum in taberna mori,
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
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