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Freightdog wrote: ↑Thu Dec 01, 2022 11:18 pmBeing pedantic*, here- what did you engage in in that missing year?Pseudonomdeplume wrote: ↑Thu Dec 01, 2022 10:24 pm Here's another one: I didn't smoke, drink, have sex, or take drugs, for 12 years.
Then I turned 13.
I skipped a year when 7 8 9.
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Yes, I fear jocularity is the downfall of mankind and we should all put our minds to better use.
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I told my doctor I am down to 60 fags and 8 pints a day and I don't feel any better
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Guy goes to the doctor and tell him he thinks he's turning into a moth.
Doctor says, I can't do much for you, but there's a psychiatrist a couple of blocks down the road.
Guy says, yeah I know, I just saw your light on and thought I'd pop in.
Anyway he finally comes out of the closet, and goes to the pharmacy...
"Eight packets of Viagra please."
"Do you have a prescription?"
"No, but will a photo of my wife do?"
Doctor says, I can't do much for you, but there's a psychiatrist a couple of blocks down the road.
Guy says, yeah I know, I just saw your light on and thought I'd pop in.
Anyway he finally comes out of the closet, and goes to the pharmacy...
"Eight packets of Viagra please."
"Do you have a prescription?"
"No, but will a photo of my wife do?"
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I haven't slept for 3 days.
Cuz that's just too long.
Cuz that's just too long.
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I used to know a lot of jokes.
I still do, but I used to as well.
I still do, but I used to as well.
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if its not been done by tomorrow morning ill have a look through and delete off topic posts @rozzieoz
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I made mine up
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My local pharmacy was broken into and large amount of viagra was stolen, the police are looking for a gang of hardened criminals, they have evidence that the same gang broke into a wig shop and they are combing the area
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