Dad Jokes
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Re: Dad Jokes
Pseudonomdeplume wrote: ↑Thu Dec 01, 2022 10:24 pmI don't have young kids.rozzieoz wrote: ↑Thu Dec 01, 2022 8:12 amWhy don't YOU start the thread?Pseudonomdeplume wrote: ↑Thu Dec 01, 2022 12:57 am You should start a thread about words of wisdom; that's important.
There's no handbook, so it's not always easy to instil in kids rights from wrongs, money matters, respect, education importance etc - my folks didn't know anything, until I turned 30 - so rather than preaching you needed to be catchy and memorable and applicable and makesensable.
Here's another one: I didn't smoke, drink, have sex, or take drugs, for 12 years.
Then I turned 13.
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Being pedantic*, here- what did you engage in in that missing year?Pseudonomdeplume wrote: ↑Thu Dec 01, 2022 10:24 pm Here's another one: I didn't smoke, drink, have sex, or take drugs, for 12 years.
Then I turned 13.
*and maybe a little of this
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depends on how they idadtify.2sevensclash wrote: ↑Thu Dec 01, 2022 12:30 am Are non binary gender queer dads allowed to make "dad" jokes or is that a hate crime ? asking for a friend
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From what I can follow, in the UK the current term would probably be non-birthing parent jokesbong.kuit wrote: ↑Fri Dec 02, 2022 1:43 amdepends on how they idadtify.2sevensclash wrote: ↑Thu Dec 01, 2022 12:30 am Are non binary gender queer dads allowed to make "dad" jokes or is that a hate crime ? asking for a friend
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Not necessarily. It would depend on whose turn it is to be the non-birthing parent.Bluenose wrote: ↑Fri Dec 02, 2022 7:48 amFrom what I can follow, in the UK the current term would probably be non-birthing parent jokesbong.kuit wrote: ↑Fri Dec 02, 2022 1:43 amdepends on how they idadtify.2sevensclash wrote: ↑Thu Dec 01, 2022 12:30 am Are non binary gender queer dads allowed to make "dad" jokes or is that a hate crime ? asking for a friend
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Re: Dad Jokes
Oh come on! Don't turn this thread to shit.
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Re: Dad Jokes
No that is the other Topic about double dipping you are thinking about
Re: Dad Jokes
Tend to agree - can the mods not clean up the woke "what is a dad?" crap & suggestion box stuff & keep it to the dad jokes?
Back on track ...
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I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day.
It was impossible to put down!
It was impossible to put down!
Meum est propositum in taberna mori,
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
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