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Pseudonomdeplume wrote: Thu Dec 01, 2022 10:24 pm
rozzieoz wrote: Thu Dec 01, 2022 8:12 am
Pseudonomdeplume wrote: Thu Dec 01, 2022 12:57 am You should start a thread about words of wisdom; that's important.
Why don't YOU start the thread?
I don't have young kids.
There's no handbook, so it's not always easy to instil in kids rights from wrongs, money matters, respect, education importance etc - my folks didn't know anything, until I turned 30 - so rather than preaching you needed to be catchy and memorable and applicable and makesensable.

Here's another one: I didn't smoke, drink, have sex, or take drugs, for 12 years.
Then I turned 13.
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Pseudonomdeplume wrote: Thu Dec 01, 2022 10:24 pm Here's another one: I didn't smoke, drink, have sex, or take drugs, for 12 years.
Then I turned 13.
Being pedantic*, here- what did you engage in in that missing year?



*and maybe a little of this
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Funny you should say that.
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2sevensclash wrote: Thu Dec 01, 2022 12:30 am Are non binary gender queer dads allowed to make "dad" jokes or is that a hate crime ? asking for a friend
depends on how they idadtify.
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bong.kuit wrote: Fri Dec 02, 2022 1:43 am
2sevensclash wrote: Thu Dec 01, 2022 12:30 am Are non binary gender queer dads allowed to make "dad" jokes or is that a hate crime ? asking for a friend
depends on how they idadtify.
From what I can follow, in the UK the current term would probably be non-birthing parent jokes
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Bluenose wrote: Fri Dec 02, 2022 7:48 am
bong.kuit wrote: Fri Dec 02, 2022 1:43 am
2sevensclash wrote: Thu Dec 01, 2022 12:30 am Are non binary gender queer dads allowed to make "dad" jokes or is that a hate crime ? asking for a friend
depends on how they idadtify.
From what I can follow, in the UK the current term would probably be non-birthing parent jokes
Not necessarily. It would depend on whose turn it is to be the non-birthing parent.

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Oh come on! Don't turn this thread to shit.
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No that is the other Topic about double dipping you are thinking about :ROFL:
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rozzieoz wrote: Fri Dec 02, 2022 9:54 am Oh come on! Don't turn this thread to shit.
Tend to agree - can the mods not clean up the woke "what is a dad?" crap & suggestion box stuff & keep it to the dad jokes?

Back on track ...

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I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day.

It was impossible to put down!
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