Dad Jokes
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What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
The taste.
The taste.
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Never heard that one.
Maybe more common:
mean tuk mean trey, mean luoy mean srey
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Why don't YOU start the thread?Pseudonomdeplume wrote: ↑Thu Dec 01, 2022 12:57 am You should start a thread about words of wisdom; that's important.
Once you've read the dictionary, every other book is just a remix.
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My friends all laughed at me when I told them I was going to make an invisibility serum.
If only they could see me now!
If only they could see me now!
Meum est propositum in taberna mori,
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
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Once you've read the dictionary, every other book is just a remix.
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Did you know that the dad who invented the "knock-knock" joke won the Nobel prize?
Meum est propositum in taberna mori,
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
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Re: Dad Jokes
I don't have young kids.rozzieoz wrote: ↑Thu Dec 01, 2022 8:12 amWhy don't YOU start the thread?Pseudonomdeplume wrote: ↑Thu Dec 01, 2022 12:57 am You should start a thread about words of wisdom; that's important.
There's no handbook, so it's not always easy to instil in kids rights from wrongs, money matters, respect, education importance etc - my folks didn't know anything, until I turned 30 - so rather than preaching you needed to be catchy and memorable and applicable and makesensable.
Here's another one: I didn't smoke, drink, have sex, or take drugs, for 12 years.
Then I turned 13.
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