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What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.
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Pseudonomdeplume wrote: Thu Dec 01, 2022 12:57 am

Ot mein luoy, ot mein choy/katoi.
Never heard that one.

Maybe more common:

mean tuk mean trey, mean luoy mean srey
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Pseudonomdeplume wrote: Thu Dec 01, 2022 12:57 am You should start a thread about words of wisdom; that's important.
Why don't YOU start the thread?
Once you've read the dictionary, every other book is just a remix.
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My friends all laughed at me when I told them I was going to make an invisibility serum.

If only they could see me now!
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Riiight.
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mannanman wrote: Thu Dec 01, 2022 10:07 amRiiight.
If that's your dad joke, I don't get it.
Once you've read the dictionary, every other book is just a remix.
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Did you know that the dad who invented the "knock-knock" joke won the Nobel prize?
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rozzieoz wrote: Thu Dec 01, 2022 10:37 am
mannanman wrote: Thu Dec 01, 2022 10:07 amRiiight.
If that's your dad joke, I don't get it.
Never, ever ask.
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Spigzy wrote: Thu Dec 01, 2022 9:58 am My friends all laughed at me when I told them I was going to make an invisibility serum.

If only they could see me now!
My friends all laughed at me when I said I was going to become a comedian.
They're not laughing now!
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rozzieoz wrote: Thu Dec 01, 2022 8:12 am
Pseudonomdeplume wrote: Thu Dec 01, 2022 12:57 am You should start a thread about words of wisdom; that's important.
Why don't YOU start the thread?
I don't have young kids.
There's no handbook, so it's not always easy to instil in kids rights from wrongs, money matters, respect, education importance etc - my folks didn't know anything, until I turned 30 - so rather than preaching you needed to be catchy and memorable and applicable and makesensable.

Here's another one: I didn't smoke, drink, have sex, or take drugs, for 12 years.
Then I turned 13.
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