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Londonmail wrote: Tue Nov 29, 2022 6:03 pm It's not so easy to write down I guess....

Because the parrots eat them all ... but when said u can say it like paracetamol

But like they say if u got to explain it... it ain't funny
I got it! It's my accent LOL!
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You guys are all nuts

Waste my time. I hope I dint find this here

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John Bingham wrote: Tue Nov 29, 2022 4:00 pm
rozzieoz wrote: Tue Nov 29, 2022 2:48 pm
sammycooke wrote: Tue Nov 29, 2022 2:45 pm Can me stupid but I don't get this one.
Choo is "ouch" in Khmer.
Choo is sick in Khmer. 8-)
Sick, pain. Same same.

Not really ouch. There’s no translation for that. Maybe Godame Chape, which is more whoops!
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Londonmail wrote: Tue Nov 29, 2022 6:03 pm It's not so easy to write down I guess....

Because the parrots eat them all ... but when said u can say it like paracetamol

But like they say if u got to explain it... it ain't funny
Or if you need to explain it you’re not funny.

Have you read the title of the thread?
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Here we go :oops:

It's inappropriate to make a "dad joke" if you are not a dad.
It's a faux pa.
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Are non binary gender queer dads allowed to make "dad" jokes or is that a hate crime ? asking for a friend
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mannanman wrote: Tue Nov 29, 2022 10:31 pm
John Bingham wrote: Tue Nov 29, 2022 4:00 pm
rozzieoz wrote: Tue Nov 29, 2022 2:48 pm
sammycooke wrote: Tue Nov 29, 2022 2:45 pm Can me stupid but I don't get this one.
Choo is "ouch" in Khmer.
Choo is sick in Khmer. 8-)
Sick, pain. Same same.

Not really ouch. There’s no translation for that. Maybe Godame Chape, which is more whoops!
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