Dad Jokes
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Choo is "ouch" in Khmer.
Once you've read the dictionary, every other book is just a remix.
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Here, follow this link and click on 'listen' below the Khmer box.Username Taken wrote: ↑Tue Nov 29, 2022 2:48 pmឈឺ ឈឺ
https://translate.google.com/?sl=km&tl= ... =translate
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Silence, exile, and cunning.
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Farmer takes his pig which is nonreponsive to the vets.
Vet : Sorry. The pig is dead.
Farmer: Can you do some tests. It may just be in a coma.
Vet brings in a dog which sniffs the pig all over but walks away looking sad.
Vet then brings in a cat which sits looking at the pig for five minutes then walks off.
Vet : Sorry. The pig is definitely dead.
Vet gives the farmer a bill for $1,000.
Farmer : That seems expensive.
Vet : It would have only cost $100 before the Lab Report and the Cat Scan.
Vet : Sorry. The pig is dead.
Farmer: Can you do some tests. It may just be in a coma.
Vet brings in a dog which sniffs the pig all over but walks away looking sad.
Vet then brings in a cat which sits looking at the pig for five minutes then walks off.
Vet : Sorry. The pig is definitely dead.
Vet gives the farmer a bill for $1,000.
Farmer : That seems expensive.
Vet : It would have only cost $100 before the Lab Report and the Cat Scan.
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You have time for writing?
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Europe
Europe who?
No, you're a poo!
Or
Knock knock
Who:s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
Cows go moo, not who!
Who's there?
Europe
Europe who?
No, you're a poo!
Or
Knock knock
Who:s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
Cows go moo, not who!
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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because she wanted to lay it on the line!
Because she wanted to lay it on the line!
Silence, exile, and cunning.
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If we're doing Tim Vine jokes (and they are often excellent dad jokes)... https://inews.co.uk/light-relief/jokes/ ... ners-88044
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work is for people who cant find truffles
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It's not so easy to write down I guess....
Because the parrots eat them all ... but when said u can say it like paracetamol
But like they say if u got to explain it... it ain't funny
Because the parrots eat them all ... but when said u can say it like paracetamol
But like they say if u got to explain it... it ain't funny
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