Dad Jokes

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sammycooke wrote: Tue Nov 29, 2022 2:45 pm Can me stupid but I don't get this one.
Choo is "ouch" in Khmer.
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Username Taken wrote: Tue Nov 29, 2022 2:48 pm
sammycooke wrote: Tue Nov 29, 2022 2:45 pm
rozzieoz wrote: Tue Nov 29, 2022 2:12 pm
Spigzy wrote: Tue Nov 29, 2022 1:54 pm I concocted a Khmer Dad joke many years ago that I reckon still holds up ...

Q: What did the Khmer guy say when he got hit by a train?
A: Choo choo!
This made me laugh out loud, love it.
Can me stupid but I don't get this one.
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rozzieoz wrote: Tue Nov 29, 2022 2:48 pm
sammycooke wrote: Tue Nov 29, 2022 2:45 pm Can me stupid but I don't get this one.
Choo is "ouch" in Khmer.
Choo is sick in Khmer. 8-)
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Farmer takes his pig which is nonreponsive to the vets.

Vet : Sorry. The pig is dead.
Farmer: Can you do some tests. It may just be in a coma.

Vet brings in a dog which sniffs the pig all over but walks away looking sad.
Vet then brings in a cat which sits looking at the pig for five minutes then walks off.

Vet : Sorry. The pig is definitely dead.

Vet gives the farmer a bill for $1,000.

Farmer : That seems expensive.

Vet : It would have only cost $100 before the Lab Report and the Cat Scan.
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General Mackevili wrote: Tue Nov 29, 2022 2:17 pm
Hahaha, I'm writing these all down. :assasin:
You have time for writing?
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Knock knock

Who's there?

Europe

Europe who?

No, you're a poo!


Or

Knock knock

Who:s there?

Cows go

Cows go who?

Cows go moo, not who!
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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?

Because she wanted to lay it on the line!



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rozzieoz wrote: Tue Nov 29, 2022 2:26 pm I'm selling our vacuum cleaner, it's just gathering dust.
If we're doing Tim Vine jokes (and they are often excellent dad jokes)... https://inews.co.uk/light-relief/jokes/ ... ners-88044
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It's not so easy to write down I guess....

Because the parrots eat them all ... but when said u can say it like paracetamol

But like they say if u got to explain it... it ain't funny
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