One liner ..

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Heard this today made me laugh ...

"Woke up with a huge erection this morning , then realised it wasn´t mine."

Whats best one liner /joke you ever heard ?
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Willie Nelson died today got hit by a truck he was singing on the road again.
"Money lost, Nothing lost......Confidence lost, Everything lost"
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An Irishman walks out of a bar...
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A blind man walks into a bar….and a table, and a chair
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I wasn’t born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I really feel about you.
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There were two peanuts walking through the woods when suddenly one was a salted.
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A dyslexic walks into a bra...
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Have you heard that joke that they don't tell to gay people?.
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I wish YouTube was here to tape this.
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I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.
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