any place for Waxing

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any place for Waxing

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hello guys can u tel me
good place to have testicle waxin?
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Easier done in L.A...

Here, only the tongue of the buffalo can relieve you from that hassle, but you have to remove it's dentition beforehand, so i've been told.

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Best go to Bangkok and ask a Katooey..Im sure a salon there will strap you down and wax ya Gonads...

Can I ask why you want to wax yer balls anyway?
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DankSinatra wrote: Tue Jun 21, 2022 3:00 am Best go to Bangkok and ask a Katooey..Im sure a salon there will strap you down and wax ya Gonads...

Can I ask why you want to wax yer balls anyway?
Maybe he just wants to watch?
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bobjane wrote: Mon Jun 20, 2022 8:31 pm hello guys can u tel me
good place to have testicle waxin?

Buy a pair of tweezers and pluck yourself removing the hair's one by one. Also use a magnifying glass . 40 years ago a girl I lived with used that method on herself, which lead to her doing it on me and we always ended up in doing other things together after that. Scrotum hair once pulled out and never returned but pub hair is more persistent and needs regular maintenance for a few years. Smooth as a baby's bum is a term I could use.
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Between your legs.
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The Canadians taught me (in theory) how to get rid of crabs, which would also leave you smooth as a waxed front bottom; you shave/wax half the scoat and set alight the hair on the other half, and as the crabs run out of the inferno, you whack them with a cricket bat.

I think they use hockey sticks, eh?
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As a companion thread to the semi dormant fishbowls endeavour, I’m sat here wondering whether this fella may turn out to be quite entertaining to follow, given that his next foray is to get his nethers mowed.

Did this decision for a plucking come about as a suggestion from someone else, or was it an inspired idea after a faintly odd pizza?
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I once took a sheared taxi from Bangkok to Pattaya, he mentioned that he had a full body wax before leaving the UK, better for a suntan he tells me. half the day on the beach he got so burnt, he then spent most of his holiday in his hotel room.
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I have actually thought there must have been a wax developed for men's faces by now, and my conspiracy theory is that the razor sharp companies pay them off, with hush documents inked.
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