mannanman wrote: ↑Wed Mar 02, 2022 8:28 am

rozzieoz wrote: ↑Wed Mar 02, 2022 8:19 am

mannanman wrote: ↑Tue Mar 01, 2022 7:15 pm Good idea. Let’s talk size seeing as Roz wants us to talk about it in the mistaken belief we don’t want to or feel uncomfortable about it.
Mine is huge. I have women lined up just to touch it for good luck.

So now what? Pictures?

Eeew no thanks. No pics required.

You’re completely oblivious to sarcasm and irony.

Yep that's me, completely oblivious

Ghostwriter wrote: ↑Wed Mar 02, 2022 2:44 am

Chad Sexington wrote: ↑Wed Mar 02, 2022 2:15 am Im not sure which (if any) of the 2 tape measures is correct, but I’ve got my doubts about the one at the top, it would appear to be one of those ‘metric inches’ jobs, where each inch is divided into tenths, rather than the usual quarters and sixteenths of an inch.

Well let's switch to visual check : are we wetting our pubes when pissing ?

Is that the royal ‘we’? or you and your wanking buddies?

As a pre teen I thought I had a pube until I pissed out of it.

I was disappoint

Chad Sexington wrote: ↑Wed Mar 02, 2022 11:30 am

Ghostwriter wrote: ↑Wed Mar 02, 2022 2:44 am

Chad Sexington wrote: ↑Wed Mar 02, 2022 2:15 am Im not sure which (if any) of the 2 tape measures is correct, but I’ve got my doubts about the one at the top, it would appear to be one of those ‘metric inches’ jobs, where each inch is divided into tenths, rather than the usual quarters and sixteenths of an inch.

Well let's switch to visual check : are we wetting our pubes when pissing ?

Is that the royal ‘we’? or you and your wanking buddies?

My only wanking buddies are my fingers, therefore it could be both.
Sometimes i even switch hands, so it feels like somebody else is doing it...
Better be a jolly wanker than a sad texting son, Chad Sexington

Ghostwriter wrote: ↑Wed Mar 02, 2022 7:28 pm

Chad Sexington wrote: ↑Wed Mar 02, 2022 11:30 am

Ghostwriter wrote: ↑Wed Mar 02, 2022 2:44 am

Chad Sexington wrote: ↑Wed Mar 02, 2022 2:15 am Im not sure which (if any) of the 2 tape measures is correct, but I’ve got my doubts about the one at the top, it would appear to be one of those ‘metric inches’ jobs, where each inch is divided into tenths, rather than the usual quarters and sixteenths of an inch.

Well let's switch to visual check : are we wetting our pubes when pissing ?

Is that the royal ‘we’? or you and your wanking buddies?

My only wanking buddies are my fingers, therefore it could be both.
Sometimes i even switch hands, so it feels like somebody else is doing it...
Better be a jolly wanker than a sad texting son, Chad Sexington

Too much information, weirdo.

violet wrote: ↑Mon Feb 28, 2022 3:31 pm

mannanman wrote: ↑Mon Feb 28, 2022 3:23 pm Men are not embarrassed or bothered about talking dicks.
Many are happy to get them out and show them, NKOTB being one, inadvertently. Possibly.

Quite - they compare them. They urinate together. They wank together.
I don’t think many men take kindly to a women snickering at it being teeny weeny though - not unless they are actually well endowed

Don't need a penis to be a dick
Don't need a vagina to be a cunt

Don't need to be gay to be a pain in the ass

"They wank together. "? Referrence to the Soggy Biscuit game, and the thread in general, made me realise how much I have missed out on.

BTW, erect is over seven on a flaccid (scrunched) tape measure, and up to 10 with a stretched erect member (approx., due to closed eyes at full extension; don't worry, you can't pull it off. Then again...).

So, over the past days I've honed my aim with target practice on cookies. Im good now, and could lend a hand to slower players. Problem playing solo is, you lose. Acquired taste.

Enquired about a game, but declined: When the organ iser said they use chocolate cremes on all weekend dates, I said "Fuck that, asshole!", but he still persisted with "OK! I'll secure your position, and you can backup if I'm short." I said "I have to be firm. I'm not coming, so beat it!" He said "Sure."

Anyway... I was showing my shlort, to some folks I met at the library, while necking a couple of coldies, and when my friend came to bail me out again, she asked me for an example of a euphemism. So, I gave her one. After, I asked her why. Because I didn't know, and wanted to.

Shlong story, average... She can't make it to a euphemism seminar tonight, so I'm going to fill her slot. So, I couldn't have made it to the Penguin Walkers' Hanky-Panky-Spanky, and will definitely NOT entertain the idea again. Pants down!

I can't be the only one slightly paranoid about people glancing at my phone when the title of this thread is emblazoned right across it?

Eeyan wrote: ↑Sun Mar 06, 2022 12:43 pm I can't be the only one slightly paranoid about people glancing at my phone when the title of this thread is emblazoned right across it?

Everyone has a friend called Richard.

Eeyan wrote: ↑Sun Mar 06, 2022 12:43 pm I can't be the only one slightly paranoid about people glancing at my phone when the title of this thread is emblazoned right across it?

I would be more worried about the CCTV camera behind you that captures your browsing activities. It's amazing what SuperHD cameras can see.

How's your paranoia now?

Doc67 wrote: ↑Mon Mar 07, 2022 9:14 am

How's your paranoia now?

Much worse.

Thanks