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Possible to hire 2 or 3 Gorillas for making a statement?

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In some countries, if someone is not cooperative, and you want to solve the issue without a lawyer, you send him some Gorillas that make a crystal clear statement about your demands (or even solve it on the spot). My company has currently such an issue and I was wondering, if there are some guys in Phnom Penh, who are happy to use their appearance to make a statement. This job would come with a strict "don't touch" policy, but the message should leave pretty less space for interpretations. Russians and Khmer would be preferred (the former I had good experience in the past, the latter because of the language barrier).
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ressl wrote: ↑Sat Jan 08, 2022 5:24 pm In some countries, if someone is not cooperative, and you want to solve the issue without a lawyer, you send him some Gorillas that make a crystal clear statement about your demands (or even solve it on the spot). My company has currently such an issue and I was wondering, if there are some guys in Phnom Penh, who are happy to use their appearance to make a statement. This job would come with a strict "don't touch" policy, but the message should leave pretty less space for interpretations. Russians and Khmer would be preferred (the former I had good experience in the past, the latter because of the language barrier).
Italians would be more effective but we dont work with trolls who advertise jobs on a forum.
work is for people who cant find truffles
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I've not shaved in a few years and fit the bill. I'm still working on my silverback routine, so that is out.

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Some context needed.
I wouldn't recommend people for some shady statement aimed to god knows who.
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It used to be easy to do this, not recommended these days.
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Ghostwriter wrote: ↑Sat Jan 08, 2022 11:12 pm Some context needed.
I wouldn't recommend people for some shady statement aimed to god knows who.
His neighbour on the corner of Norodom/Suramarit Blvd has been playing his music a bit loud lately, just needs to get the message to tone it down a bit!
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5000$ a gig. Cheap cheap.
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truffledog wrote: ↑Sat Jan 08, 2022 10:08 pm Italians would be more effective but we dont work with trolls who advertise jobs on a forum.
You might understand, that I can not send a private message out to everyone here on CEO...
5000$ a gig. Cheap cheap.
I wasn't aware, that they still exist, although hiring a virtual band might make sense in times of C19...
Driving on Cambodian roads is just like playing a classic arcade top scroller. The only difference is a force feedback controller, the limitation to only one life and the inability to restart, once Game Over
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ressl wrote: ↑Sun Jan 09, 2022 7:07 am
truffledog wrote: ↑Sat Jan 08, 2022 10:08 pm Italians would be more effective but we dont work with trolls who advertise jobs on a forum.
You might understand, that I can not send a private message out to everyone here on CEO...
5000$ a gig. Cheap cheap.
I wasn't aware, that they still exist, although hiring a virtual band might make sense in times of C19...

Why would you want to hire gorillas [ so expensive ] when you could hire monkeys to do the job and pay them peanuts.
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