45 Live Monkeys Imported from Thailand for Human Consumption

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Pseudonomdeplume wrote: Tue Oct 05, 2021 8:22 pm I didn't have time to find a Orangutang photo.
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Got attacked by two monkeys in Gibraltar. If I could have caught them I would have eaten the little vicious bastards.

Apparently they were “euthanised” (shot) as they were a menace and had gone rouge.
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mannanman wrote: Thu Oct 07, 2021 9:06 pm Got attacked by two monkeys in Gibraltar. If I could have caught them I would have eaten the little vicious bastards.

Apparently they were “euthanised” (shot) as they were a menace and had gone rouge.
Yeah, the Monkey Rouge are a real menace

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Haha. Yeah that’s fake but funny.
I remember having a heated argument about Planet if the Apes (newer one) and the ape was holding the gun with one hand. My mate said that’s not possible but I reckon they are stronger than humans and would be able to do it one handed.
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SternAAlbifrons wrote: Tue Oct 05, 2021 8:42 pm Man is by far the most brutal, reckless, dangerously unpredictable and socially dysfunctional of the Great Apes. Hands down.

Then... Gorillas, Women, Bonobos - take your pick for 2nd but they all trail a very long way behind The Beast
- us ordinary everyday Homo sapien blokes.

:Yahoo!:
Not really, but your misanthropy is duly noted.

The bonobo, or pygmy chimpanzee, is an interesting exception to the general rule. They are matriarchal and engage in homo- and heterosexual behavior. Granted, they are in the minority.
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mannanman wrote: Thu Oct 07, 2021 9:06 pm Got attacked by two monkeys in Gibraltar. If I could have caught them I would have eaten the little vicious bastards.

Apparently they were “euthanised” (shot) as they were a menace and had gone rouge.
Gotta be careful when they go rouge. When they pack on the makeup you can mistake them for a pretty girl, and that's when they spike your drink. Next thing you know, you're having heated arguments over why she should have to pretend to be a pet in front of your mates and you are constantly changing the subject every time someone comments how her twin babies are tailess, walk upright and speak, and have your lazy eye, flared nostrils, forth nipple, crooked smile, cleft lip and over-bite.

I've seen it before.
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They're just like us.
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Big Daikon wrote: Sat Oct 09, 2021 5:28 am They're just like us.
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That is extraordinary! That monkey is actually familiar with the different fabrics used in dress-making. He seems to have spotted something around the front bottom
- by the way he's licking his lips, he is certainly intensely focused - of the skirt.
"Japanese, you say... (I'd like to get in ja-panies)" Ah, the old G-string, eh? Not much room to write "I won't do that!" on the back there...yeah anyway... I found your problem. Seems you've got ants in your pants, and what looks like remnants of a 2-by-4. Come over to my workshop and I'll lick you/fix you cleaner than a turkey plate on Thanks Giving day.
Ooh, Karate chop. Don't see a lot of that these days. That'll leave a mark.

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Pseudonomdeplume wrote: Sat Oct 09, 2021 6:37 am
Big Daikon wrote: Sat Oct 09, 2021 5:28 am They're just like us.
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That is extraordinary! That monkey is actually familiar with the different fabrics used in dress-making. He seems to have spotted something around the front bottom
- by the way he's licking his lips, he is certainly intensely focused - of the skirt.
"Japanese, you say... (I'd like to get in ja-panies)" Ah, the old G-string, eh? Not much room to write "I won't do that!" on the back there...yeah anyway... I found your problem. Seems you've got ants in your pants, and what looks like remnants of a 2-by-4. Come over to my workshop and I'll lick you/fix you cleaner than a turkey plate on Thanks Giving day.
Ooh, Karate chop. Don't see a lot of that these days. That'll leave a mark.

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I think he’s been on the pop.

Or meth.
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