I was in SE Asia a few months up in the hills before I ended up in some of these houses of ill repute. So I go out with a few old and new friends in Bangkok. There are these bars where the chicks dance on the bars. They usually had mismatched bra and panties and looked bored as fuck before they took those off. Even though they look cute it's ultimately boring and after a short time the bearded clam of an Isaan cutie gyrating close to your face just becomes like watching cricket or baseball or something, as in not terribly exciting to me.
Sometimes they would put on shows, with goldfish and stuff. Once of an evening I was down on Soi Cowboy and this lady was firing darts and bursting balloons. Anyway, there was this American guy who came there with us and he was looking sort of perplexed. So the show girl fires this dart, but it missed the balloons and stuck in his leg. He looks down in a panic at this dart that is embedded in his leg. The bar girl standing beside him breaks out laughing while pointing at it and saying "AIDS, HA!". So he ran off out the door, I never saw him again.