Finding a Cambodian Wife.
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Finding a Cambodian Wife.
This is an Asinine Posting.
Any resemblance to a serious posting is just a figment of imagination.
My friend really wants a Cambodian wife.
This is his plan. He just sent it to Missus on messenger.
‘Sell my car, and most of my possessions. Fly to Cambodia with Moonie. Find a wife.’
Moonie is his cat.
I don’t even know where to start.
Any advice for this poor soul?
Any resemblance to a serious posting is just a figment of imagination.
My friend really wants a Cambodian wife.
This is his plan. He just sent it to Missus on messenger.
‘Sell my car, and most of my possessions. Fly to Cambodia with Moonie. Find a wife.’
Moonie is his cat.
I don’t even know where to start.
Any advice for this poor soul?
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Re: Finding a Cambodian Wife.
Suggestions?
Maybe take a lion as an offering instead of the cat?
Very popular with the younger set in Phnom Penh these days.
I believe you can pick one up in Texas, already pre-packaged in a small cage, as easy as picking up a modified M15.
Hell, that is exactly where one of Phnom Tamao's existing lions did indeed come from.
A fair trade is not guaranteed however
- the wife may or may not prove to be as "interesting" as the lion to live with.
Maybe take a lion as an offering instead of the cat?
Very popular with the younger set in Phnom Penh these days.
I believe you can pick one up in Texas, already pre-packaged in a small cage, as easy as picking up a modified M15.
Hell, that is exactly where one of Phnom Tamao's existing lions did indeed come from.
A fair trade is not guaranteed however
- the wife may or may not prove to be as "interesting" as the lion to live with.
Re: Finding a Cambodian Wife.
Many find their future wife online. Beats selling everything and trekking your cat across the globe. Don’t put the cat through that.
No need to sell up and move - if he wants to later, sure …. But sounds like he is judging all Cambodian women based on your wife.
She’s pretty special.
No need to sell up and move - if he wants to later, sure …. But sounds like he is judging all Cambodian women based on your wife.
She’s pretty special.
Despite what angsta states, it’s clear from reading through his posts that angsta supports the free FreePalestine movement.
Re: Finding a Cambodian Wife.
Why is he a poor soul? What's wrong with going to Cambodia to look for a wife? He could probably find one in a day or two. The only problem is getting a visa right now.newkidontheblock wrote: ↑Sun Sep 05, 2021 5:18 am This is an Asinine Posting.
Any resemblance to a serious posting is just a figment of imagination.
My friend really wants a Cambodian wife.
This is his plan. He just sent it to Missus on messenger.
‘Sell my car, and most of my possessions. Fly to Cambodia with Moonie. Find a wife.’
Moonie is his cat.
I don’t even know where to start.
Any advice for this poor soul?
Re: Finding a Cambodian Wife.
The problem is we are talking about an adult man who is able to marry, but instead of the good wholesome Southwest American Cowboy sense, this feller has cultivated some qualities that appear to be, umm, different than the previously mentioned archetypal male of legend and glory.
I say wind him up, let wifey train him and you can always encourage, NKOTB, and remain an objective friend. Wind him and let the chips fall where they will.
Keep us posted too please.
I say wind him up, let wifey train him and you can always encourage, NKOTB, and remain an objective friend. Wind him and let the chips fall where they will.
Keep us posted too please.
Re: Finding a Cambodian Wife.
Every now and then I like to read this thread from back in 2016, just to remind myself how some things start.
general-chatter/topic7743.html
And given your friends appear to want to be just like you. Maybe he too can provide a similar thread in the not-to-distant future.
general-chatter/topic7743.html
And given your friends appear to want to be just like you. Maybe he too can provide a similar thread in the not-to-distant future.
Re: Finding a Cambodian Wife.
Thank you for providing that thread link it was f#cking brilliant.IraHayes wrote: ↑Sun Sep 05, 2021 1:59 pm Every now and then I like to read this thread from back in 2016, just to remind myself how some things start.
general-chatter/topic7743.html
And given your friends appear to want to be just like you. Maybe he too can provide a similar thread in the not-to-distant future.
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Re: Finding a Cambodian Wife.
Can you tell him to PM Violet . I'm sure she will fall in love with Moonie, and that could be the start of a life long relationship between the three of them.newkidontheblock wrote: ↑Sun Sep 05, 2021 5:18 am This is an Asinine Posting.
Any resemblance to a serious posting is just a figment of imagination.
My friend really wants a Cambodian wife.
This is his plan. He just sent it to Missus on messenger.
‘Sell my car, and most of my possessions. Fly to Cambodia with Moonie. Find a wife.’
Moonie is his cat.
I don’t even know where to start.
Any advice for this poor soul?
Re: Finding a Cambodian Wife.
Different lady now right?IraHayes wrote: ↑Sun Sep 05, 2021 1:59 pm Every now and then I like to read this thread from back in 2016, just to remind myself how some things start.
general-chatter/topic7743.html
And given your friends appear to want to be just like you. Maybe he too can provide a similar thread in the not-to-distant future.
Re: Finding a Cambodian Wife.
Any old girl at the market will hook him up and get commishMy friend really wants a Cambodian wife.
This is his plan. He just sent it to Missus on messenger.
‘Sell my car, and most of my possessions. Fly to Cambodia with Moonie. Find a wife.’
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