Monday Morning Cluedo Game
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Monday Morning Cluedo Game
Warning: this is just a game.
CEO News is handing over the news to you posters this morning, as it's time to sleep in.
Below is a "crime scene" photo taken from a Khmer news outlet on Sunday night: please imagine the crime and explain what happened, using the clues available. Any possible motives are plausible.
Example: Two chickens were drinking rice wine at their uncle's funeral and dancing with some flip-flops. When they passed out, they were attacked by two shopping bags and tied up with tape. A ransom was demanded by the bags, but the competent authorities arrived too late to save the victims.
CEO News is handing over the news to you posters this morning, as it's time to sleep in.
Below is a "crime scene" photo taken from a Khmer news outlet on Sunday night: please imagine the crime and explain what happened, using the clues available. Any possible motives are plausible.
Example: Two chickens were drinking rice wine at their uncle's funeral and dancing with some flip-flops. When they passed out, they were attacked by two shopping bags and tied up with tape. A ransom was demanded by the bags, but the competent authorities arrived too late to save the victims.
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- SternAAlbifrons
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Re: Monday Morning Cluedo Game
I told her i was sick of chicken every night of the bloody week but she just would not listen.
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Re: Monday Morning Cluedo Game
Fortunately the chickens are alive and well. The live chickens have had their feet bound with tape. Not clear from the photo whether they have had their beaks tied as well.
We also have two empty water bottles with straws attached, indicating that the perp is probably a meth-head. There is also a pair of flip-flops belonging to the alleged perp, along with one plastic bag with a squashed and mouldy sandwich. Possibly used as bait to lure the unsuspecting chickens.
It's fairly obvious that we have a meth-head, chicken rustler who had lured two chickens using the crusty remains of a sandwich. The victims were stashed inside the shopping bags. As the perp was making good his escape, he
was interupted by the fowl house owner causing him to panic and drop the bags and all the other evidence, as well as his footwear in his escape.
In other news, police are on the lookout for a thief who stole a pair of shoes from outside the local Wat.
On the other hand, it may have been Colonel Mustard in the chicken coop with the candelabra.
We also have two empty water bottles with straws attached, indicating that the perp is probably a meth-head. There is also a pair of flip-flops belonging to the alleged perp, along with one plastic bag with a squashed and mouldy sandwich. Possibly used as bait to lure the unsuspecting chickens.
It's fairly obvious that we have a meth-head, chicken rustler who had lured two chickens using the crusty remains of a sandwich. The victims were stashed inside the shopping bags. As the perp was making good his escape, he
was interupted by the fowl house owner causing him to panic and drop the bags and all the other evidence, as well as his footwear in his escape.
In other news, police are on the lookout for a thief who stole a pair of shoes from outside the local Wat.
On the other hand, it may have been Colonel Mustard in the chicken coop with the candelabra.
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Re: Monday Morning Cluedo Game
A very popular CEO member called The Chicken and his mate were laying asphalt on the roads in Qld wearing the one and only pair of flip-flops that they shared . Their weekly earnings were so big they needed a bag each to carry all the money , but it all fell out through the holes in the bags and there was just enough left to buy a bottle of water each.
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Re: Monday Morning Cluedo Game
Intrigue, high crime At uncle’s funeral
Today at Uncle’s funeral, world renowned local chef Keth Flod was preparing his signature dish.
Keth had a habit of drinking the ingredients while cooking, often with comic but disastrous results.
Unfortunately, the Rice Wine was not the best quality, resulting in the chef being cooked long before the ingredients, though he was accustomed to being blind drunk.
The competent authorities had heard that a party of some type was ‘on the cards’ and in the interest of the public good determined with all haste to bring any party doers and aforementioned card players for re-education.
Disguised as two old bags out shopping, two rank officials, a 1 star and a 5 star gendarme surveilled the area, but failed to conceal their rank.
Sadly, no crime was actually observed as the rice wine had been consumed by the chef, who did a runner, forgetting his shoes which have now been confiscated following the legal procedure.
The two chickens, also accomplices of the chef, pleaded innocence- their claim is that they were not drinking but being marinaded. They have been taken into custody, but it is not known what will be their fate. When we contacted the gendarme for more information, they were out to lunch.
Today at Uncle’s funeral, world renowned local chef Keth Flod was preparing his signature dish.
Keth had a habit of drinking the ingredients while cooking, often with comic but disastrous results.
Unfortunately, the Rice Wine was not the best quality, resulting in the chef being cooked long before the ingredients, though he was accustomed to being blind drunk.
The competent authorities had heard that a party of some type was ‘on the cards’ and in the interest of the public good determined with all haste to bring any party doers and aforementioned card players for re-education.
Disguised as two old bags out shopping, two rank officials, a 1 star and a 5 star gendarme surveilled the area, but failed to conceal their rank.
Sadly, no crime was actually observed as the rice wine had been consumed by the chef, who did a runner, forgetting his shoes which have now been confiscated following the legal procedure.
The two chickens, also accomplices of the chef, pleaded innocence- their claim is that they were not drinking but being marinaded. They have been taken into custody, but it is not known what will be their fate. When we contacted the gendarme for more information, they were out to lunch.
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Re: Monday Morning Cluedo Game
Very little clues, but a certainty : either Colonel Mustard or General Ketchup is gonna be involved in a not so distant future, and i believe the last place of interest is gonna be either the kitchen or an hearth. The flipflops will help to tender the body of the tied victims at some point. It will be good, although spicy as fuck. That's what the bottle are there for. Clased closed before opened.
Minority reporting now.
Minority reporting now.
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