Lock Up Your Daughters . . .

Post by **Username Taken** » Mon Dec 07, 2020 10:51 am

Maybe not your daughters, but you should warn your Khmer friends, colleagues and bar-girls.

I have it on good authority that a short, heavily tattooed pugilist from Britain arrived at Pochentong last night.

He was quickly snuck out the back to avoid his waiting fan-base, and whisked away to an unknown hotel for 14 days quarantine.

You have been warned.

Doc67 · Post by **Doc67** » Mon Dec 07, 2020 10:59 am

Username Taken wrote: ↑Mon Dec 07, 2020 10:51 am Maybe not your daughters, but you should warn your Khmer friends, colleagues and bar-girls.

I have it on good authority that a short, heavily tattooed pugilist from Britain arrived at Pochentong last night.

He was quickly snuck out the back to avoid his waiting fan-base, and whisked away to an unknown hotel for 14 days quarantine.

You have been warned.

There have been people with loudspeakers in the street this morning. Were they warning us of his arrival?

Brody · Post by **Brody** » Mon Dec 07, 2020 11:07 am

There're photos of him lumbering his way through immigration with his scrotum in a wheelbarrow.......poor sod is so backed up with semen. He hasn't dropped a load since his last visit.

I feel sorry for his first conquest back in the Kingdom.

Post by **Jamie_Lambo** » Mon Dec 07, 2020 3:16 pm

ExPenhMan · Post by **ExPenhMan** » Mon Dec 07, 2020 3:24 pm

Hope the hotel's on solid foundations. Maybe with a bit of luck, the Jamiequake will level Sihanoukville.

Arget · Post by **Arget** » Mon Dec 07, 2020 3:26 pm

Well thanks a lot Jamie. We were doing ok then the big bloke heard you were coming and decided to close down Bars, KTV et until you get out of quarantine.

Shit now we will have all the girls chomping at the bit on reopening and then you turn up.............oh well even you cannot do all in one night.

Might just follow you and drink with those you dismiss.

Post by **Jamie_Lambo** » Mon Dec 07, 2020 3:47 pm

should arrange a lil meet/gathering, ill have a word at my mates new bar, ill put a keg of beer up or something if enough people are interested, let me know, noone has to reveal who they are obviously, i myself like to keep my identity secret

John Bingham · Post by **John Bingham** » Mon Dec 07, 2020 5:10 pm

Jamie_Lambo wrote: ↑Mon Dec 07, 2020 3:47 pm i myself like to keep my identity secret

Nobody will recognize you now you have had all those tattoos lasered off.

Big Daikon · Post by **Big Daikon** » Mon Dec 07, 2020 6:12 pm

I chained my daughter to a radiator. Doing my part.

Felgerkarb · Post by **Felgerkarb** » Mon Dec 07, 2020 7:31 pm

Make sure we know where/when for a meet up, been a while since I have been out...

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