today, I met Jesus

Arthur&Hobson · Post by **Arthur&Hobson** » Tue Dec 01, 2020 10:47 am

Thank you, I just wanted to know more about him and not his religion, not whether he is Jesus the Muslim or Jesus the Christian. I will still clear.

flea · Post by **flea** » Tue Dec 01, 2020 10:58 am

Jesus was a Jew...lol

techietraveller84 · Post by **techietraveller84** » Thu Dec 03, 2020 5:54 am

We won't be able to tell for sure if he's Jesus until we see pictures.

SternAAlbifrons · Post by **SternAAlbifrons** » Thu Dec 03, 2020 6:06 am

I am going to ask him if he believes that capital punishment is a Christian thing to do.
That'll stump him - either way

'better give him three days to think about it and then get back to me

xandreu · Post by **xandreu** » Thu Dec 03, 2020 6:48 am

Why would Jesus II speak or have anything to do with the middle east? Don't most sequels change location from the first? There's no reason why the second coming couldn't happen outside Starbucks on the Riverside in PP.

newkidontheblock · Post by **newkidontheblock** » Thu Dec 03, 2020 7:25 am

Don’t worry. Jesus has already reappeared. Multiple times. Take your pick of mental health institutions to visit. As soon as he appears, the cops are called. He’s soon whisked off the streets and sent to his new home. Everyday miracles are explained away. Yet witches, vampires, and werewolves are more popular than ever.

The age of miracles and belief died a long time ago.

* sniff sniff *

The believers are derided as god worshippers and pedophiles.

As to the question of capital punishment. Jesus said .. ‘render onto Caesar that which belongs to Ceasar’. State corporal punishment is a matter of the state, not individual responsibility.

I believe! In Santa, in UFOs, and in Jesus.

Merry Christmas!

Marty · Post by **Marty** » Thu Dec 03, 2020 8:16 am

Of course. Charles Manson and David Koresh were Jesus Christ. Look where that kind of talk got them.....

newkidontheblock · Post by **newkidontheblock** » Thu Dec 03, 2020 8:24 am

Marty wrote:Of course. Charles Manson and David Koresh were Jesus Christ. Look where that kind of talk got them.....

The devil also exists.

But the devil has a silver forked tongue. That’s why they don’t get sent to the mental institutions. They gather followers and instead kill and encourage their followers to kill some more.

I believe.

Marty · Post by **Marty** » Thu Dec 03, 2020 8:56 am

newkidontheblock wrote: ↑Thu Dec 03, 2020 8:24 am
Marty wrote:Of course. Charles Manson and David Koresh were Jesus Christ. Look where that kind of talk got them.....
The devil also exists.

But the devil has a silver forked tongue. That’s why they don’t get sent to the mental institutions. They gather followers and instead kill and encourage their followers to kill some more.

I believe.

Yep. The LA coppers wanted Charlie's whole tribe and the ATF and FBI wanted Koresh's whole tribe.

Post by **Clutch Cargo** » Thu Dec 03, 2020 10:44 am

techietraveller84 wrote: ↑Thu Dec 03, 2020 5:54 am We won't be able to tell for sure if he's Jesus until we see pictures.

Yes, made me think 'pic or it didn't happen'

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